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31 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes Immediately

Bad puns? That's how eye roll.

Dad jokes will either leave your sides splitting or your eyes rolling. There's just something about a well-executed pun that cracks me up. The r/DadJokes subreddit is a gold mine of puns and cringe that always have me chuckling. Here are some of the very best dad jokes Redditors had to offer that are glorified "knee-slappers":

1. "It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. It was my own fault though, I left too many windows open."

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2. "All I asked my son to do was to not use my whistle. But he blew it."

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3. "What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."

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4. "My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it."

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5. "A history degree is useless. There's no future in it."

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