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68 Best Gifts Your Wife Won’t Return

Gifts so good, she’ll be suspicious.

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Just to state the obvious: She deserves the world. Your wife, that is. I will be so bold as to assume that she's an incredible human full of wisdom, laughter, beauty, and emotional complexity. You love her a whole hell of a lot, so yes, she's entitled to more than just a last-second, half-baked gift. Getting her the perfect present, no matter the occasion, is paramount because she really is that special. Get her a gift that's so romantic she'll brag about her partner's superior gift-giving prowess. Hey, dream big.

I can help make that dream a reality. Well, not reality reality, but damn near close. That's because I'm the pickiest woman on the planet, and I have a serious duty I owe to all women out there: I only recommend gifts that I believe a woman, wife, and best friend—of course—would truly want. And that's the secret sauce: not getting her something she needs but something she wants. For those wants, I'm here to expose the truth about the trendy items on our wish lists. No woman is made the same; we all want different things. That's why this long, definitive list can actually guide you.

Sure, you can go for the simple yet foolproof robe and slippers (no shade—those are great gifts!) or dive into more splurge-worthy territory with luxe designer pieces or even—dare I say it?—diamonds. Or you can think about the kind of stuff she likes and what she enjoys doing—such as hiking, self-care, or interior design. (Please tell me you know what she likes by now.) Regardless of the path you choose, I found the 68 best gifts for your wife on her birthday, anniversary, or any occasion worth celebrating. From award-winning smart gadgets to trendy home décor and gifts for foodies, shop the ultimate guide right here.


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best pajama gift

Eberjay Gisele Modal Shortie Short PJ Set

Gisele Modal Shortie Short PJ Set
$118 at Eberjey

Sometimes all she needs is luxury pajamas to brighten her day, and Eberjey offers just that.

Best Foodie Gift

The Caviar Co. Sapphire Caviar Club Membership

Sapphire Caviar Club Membership

You could buy her caviar one time for a special at-home tasting. Or you could get her the roe that keeps on roeing: a subscription for twice-yearly deliveries, straight to her door.

Best Luxury Jewelry Gift

Hermès Mini Clic Kelly Bracelet

Mini Clic Kelly Bracelet

Who am I kidding? The best gifts always come in that orange gift box.

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Best Dyson Gift

Dyson Special Edition Airwrap

Special Edition Airwrap

This is the Dyson she's been waiting for.

For the homebody

Naadam Essential Cashmere Hoodie

Essential Cashmere Hoodie

Luxurious heathered cashmere knit in hoodie form is lounging as God intended.

Best Skincare Gift

Therabody TheraFace Mask

TheraFace Mask

Therabody's new best-selling face mask helps improve fine lines and wrinkles, firms up loose skin, and evens out skin tone. It's the best LED mask on the market, and it's nearly always sold out. If you see it in stock, buy it.

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For the Art-Enthusiast Wife

Netgear Meural Canvas II: The Smart Art Frame

Meural Canvas II: The Smart Art Frame

This isn't some cheesy digital picture frame. It makes whatever art she selects look like it's an actual matte print hanging there on the wall. If she's getting antsy about her home decor, this'll be a spot-on gift.

Best Bag for Around Town

Bottega Veneta Mini Wallace Bag

Mini Wallace Bag

Honestly, just get her a Bottega bag. Trust me, she will brag about this one to her friends.

Most Practical Gift

Hatch Light Restore 2

Restore 2

Sometimes practical gifts are just the best way to go. The Restore 2 is a bestseller for a reason and will help her sleeping habits.

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Best Personalized Jewelry Gift

Jennifer Meyer Letter Diamond Necklace

Letter Diamond Necklace

A necklace with her initial (or maybe your kids) is always a thoughtful way to go.

Best Custom Ring

Catbird Secret Garden Ring

Secret Garden Ring

Know her favorite flowers? Now you can get them designed into a one-of-a-kind ring from Toronto-based jeweler Laurie Fleming.

Best Stud Earrings Gift

Gucci GG Marmont Flower Stud Earrings

GG Marmont Flower Stud Earrings

If her tastes are more extravagant, maximalist even, these Gucci earrings will do the trick.

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Best Diamond Tennis Bracelet Gift

Ring Concierge Classic Diamond Tennis Bracelet

Classic Diamond Tennis Bracelet

Shop the Mini Tennis Bracelet

A diamond tennis bracelet is a hard thing to buy online, but Ring Concierge makes it easy. It comes in several sizes and carat choices, the stones are top quality, and you can even customize one. There's also a mini version if you're looking to spend under $1,000.

A no-brainer gift

Soho Home House Robe

House Robe

Bring her the hotel experience without leaving the house with Soho Home's sinfully soft robe.

Best Designer Gift Under $500

Loewe Anagram Tank Top

Anagram Tank Top

This has probably been on her wish list for a while. Just get it for her already. It might not make sense to you, but it'll make sense to her.

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Best Lounge Pants

Lululemon Softstreme High-Rise Pants

Softstreme High-Rise Pants

These might look basic, but they're the best fucking pants I own. I have them in several colors with the matching zip-up. Please do her a favor and get her this set.

Best Unique Skincare Gift

Dr Dennis Gross DRx SpectraLite EyeCare Max Pro Device

DRx SpectraLite EyeCare Max Pro Device

I know there's already another LED light mask on this list, but I promise you we love these things. If you want a more affordable option, go for this one.

Best Fashion Jewelry Gift

Polène Éole Stud Earrings

Éole Stud Earrings

If she's less about traditional diamonds and more about fashionable jewelry pieces, then these new earrings from Polène are a winner.

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For the LaCroix-Loving Wife

Aarke Carbonator III Sparkling Water Maker

Carbonator III Sparkling Water Maker

Shop at Williams Sonoma

Fact: Water tastes better when it's sparkling. Give your wife the gift of an endless bubbly water supply.

Maybe she doesn't have a tablet or hers is in need of an upgrade. Either way, the iPad Air is something she'll be excited to rip open right away.

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