67 No-Fail Gifts for Women That Definitely Won't Get Returned

Save your giftee from the plight of over-stuffing yet another flimsy, branded tote bag with natural wine, Elf Bars, and everything else your picnics require. This basket is woven from sturdy willow branches and has a removable striped lining for easy post-picnic washing.

When John Waters said, “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” he specifically meant Taschen books (at least according to our headcanon). Cyanoptypes is the luxury art book publisher’s love letter to the 19th-century botanist Anna Atkins, who was the first ever woman to use photography for scientific purposes.

Will someone please put this percolator in the Bauhaus ballet?

As dermatologist Dr. Carmen Castilla told GQ Recommends, exposing your skin to blue or red light can help with healing acne scarring, hyperpigmentation, and even result in a tighter complexion. This HigherDOSE red light mask is made out of lightweight, medical-grade silicone and has earned high ratings on Sephora from over 8,000 glowing (literally) reviewers.

There are face creams that feel nice, and then there are face creams that make you feel nice and rich. The Attar Floral Repair Concentrate is formulated to hydrate skin with all organic ingredients—plus, it smells like the most expensive floral bouquet at the farmer’s market. Consider us Monastery converts.

This ash wood trio is a cut above the rest when it comes to chopping, slicing, and dicing your ingredients in postmodern style—to say nothing about how great a wheel of brie will look on the aesthetic blobs.

Baba Tree’s intricate bicycle baskets are hand-woven, fair trade, and giving big main character energy.

Out of all the subscriptions one can have, a direct pipeline to the best natural wines on the market is pretty top-tier. MYSA’s offers a selection of three, six, or twelve bottles of natural wine every month, two months, or three months to keep your queen’s wine fridge fully stocked.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had your legs pampered by the otherworldly massaging powers of Therabody’s compression boots, which are designed to boost circulation, lymphatic drainage, and relieve muscle fatigue. If the aliens cop one thing when they touch down, it’s going to be these.

There are few greater countertop flexes than Le Creuset cookware. For under a hundo, you’ll not only get four cherry-colored cocottes, but a cookbook to guide your giftee through the art of the soufflé and more recipes.

Vacation season is imminent, and BAGGU’s ultra-lightweight and durable packing cubes will safeguard her intimates and toiletries (while also looking like the reassembled tiles of a Portuguese villa).

When it comes to sunglasses, she’s probably tried everything; she’s rocked the Ray-Bans, she’s owned the wrap-around Oakleys—but she’s yet to hit the beach in a pair of frosty Gentle Monster x Moncler shades.

Finding cool, non-corny jewelry can be tricky, but Mondo Mondo makes the kind of nouveau-Byzantine bling that stands out in a crowd.

Flimsy neon concert earplugs? Tired. Noise reduction earplugs that look like they were designed by Zaha Hadid? Wired. No wonder they have over 27,100 reviews on Amazon.

Crafted out of European leather in Sabah’s El Paso, Texas workshop, these versatile slip-ons are the perfect house slipper, corner store run shoe, and spring-to-summer transition slide. Only the finest full-grain hides are used to construct the classic mules, which means that these babies will only become softer with time.

She’s all set on classic stacking rings, mate. Give her Mejuri’s undulating, minimalist 18-karat gold vermeil Figure Ring to give that stack a little more wiggle room.

Ah, Flamingo Estate. Is there anything that the all-organic, Los Angeles-based lifestyle brand can’t do? We’ll never forget when it made honey in Will Ferrell’s backyard. But we digress. This spring, the brand has teamed up with the chocolatiers of Santa Barbara, California’s Twenty Four Blackbirds to create a limited-edition, Art Nouveau-themed box of bonbons with flavor profiles like orange and persimmon pâte de fruit, strawberry ganache, and more.

Listen, Nara Smith just made gum from scratch. The least you can do is make the bed of the woman you love with one of Parachute’s cult-fave, European-made linen duvet covers.

It’s a tabletop lighter. It’s a sculpture. It’s an ode to the hypnotic appeal of JELL-O, courtesy of designer Edie Parker, and it deserves center-stage placement on your giftee’s coffee table.

A couple spritzes might keep your insomniac bedfellow from tossing and turning at night, or at least give her something to dream about.

Wishbone-shaped for your lucky charm, and compact so she can't bring the entire kitchen with her on her way out the door.