64 Best and Most Foolproof Gifts Your Wife Won’t Return

Sometimes all she needs is luxury pajamas to brighten her day, and Eberjey offers just that.

You could buy her caviar one time for a special at-home tasting. Or you could get her the roe that keeps on roeing: a subscription for twice-yearly deliveries, straight to her door.

Who am I kidding? The best gifts always come in that orange gift box.

This is the Dyson she's been waiting for.

If her tastes are more extravagant, maximalist even, these Gucci earrings will do the trick.

Therabody's new best-selling face mask helps improve fine lines and wrinkles, firms up loose skin, and evens out skin tone. It's the best LED mask on the market, and it's nearly always sold out. If you see it in stock, buy it.

Honestly, just get her a Bottega bag. Trust me, she will brag about this one to her friends.

Luxurious heathered cashmere knit in hoodie form is lounging as God intended.

This machine provides deep kneading with rolling massage, compression massage, and heating for her feet, calves, and even arms, creating a spa experience at home.

An Esquire Gadget Award winner, Leica's newest camera is a digital point-and-shoot that can also instantly print Polaroid-style photos. It's way more fun than a phone camera, and the shots are perfect for her vibey Instagram posts.

These might look basic, but they're the best fucking pants I own. I have them in several colors with the matching zip-up. Please do her a favor and get her this set.

If you're wondering what I (the pickiest woman alive) wants, it's one of the newest Miu Miu bags. I'm seeing them everywhere and spending my days dreaming about them. If your wife is a tried-and-true fashion girl, I bet she's also dreaming of this bag. Now let's just pray my own husband reads this.

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Because everyone deserves the gift of coffee that doesn't go cold within 15 minutes of being poured.

What wife would ever say no to a Cartier watch? This one is feminine yet sleek, with diamonds all around. I know she'll be happy.

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A diamond tennis bracelet is a hard thing to buy online, but Ring Concierge makes it easy. It comes in several sizes and carat choices, the stones are top quality, and you can even customize one. There's also a mini version if you're looking to spend under $1,000.

This isn't some cheesy digital picture frame. It makes whatever art she selects look like it's an actual matte print hanging there on the wall. If she's getting antsy about her home decor, this'll be a spot-on gift.

If she's more into earrings, go for these.

Sometimes practical gifts are just the best way to go. The Restore 2 is a bestseller for a reason and will help her sleeping habits.

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Fact: Water tastes better when it's sparkling. Give your wife the gift of an endless bubbly water supply.

Bring her the hotel experience without leaving the house with Soho Home's sinfully soft robe.