75 Best and Most Foolproof Gifts Your Wife Won’t Return

You could buy her caviar one time for a special at-home tasting. Or you could get her the roe that keeps on roeing: a subscription for twice-yearly deliveries, straight to her door.

This is the Dyson she's been waiting for.

Who am I kidding? The best gifts always come in that orange gift box.

Luxurious heathered cashmere knit in hoodie form is lounging as God intended.

Therabody's new best-selling face mask helps improve fine lines and wrinkles, firms up loose skin, and evens out skin tone. It's the best LED mask on the market, and it's nearly always sold out. If you see it in stock, buy it.

If her tastes are more extravagant, maximalist even, these Gucci earrings will do the trick.

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Because everyone deserves the gift of coffee that doesn't go cold within 15 minutes of being poured.

If you're wondering what I (the pickiest woman alive) wants, it's one of the newest Miu Miu bags. I'm seeing them everywhere and spending my days dreaming about them. If you're wife is a tried-and-true fashion girl, I bet she is also dreaming of this bag. Now let's just pray my own husband reads this.

An Esquire Gadget Award winner, Leica's newest camera is a digital point-and-shoot that can also instantly print Polaroid-style photos. It's way more fun than a phone camera, and the shots are perfect for her vibey Instagram posts.

Honestly, just get her a Bottega bag. This new Lauren Bag with a chain is the best silhouette of the season. Trust me, she will brag about this one to her friends.

There is a lot of jewelry on this list, and if she has enough (not possible) get her a beautiful place to store it instead. I have a jewelry box from Sophie Bille Brahe and not only do I love it, but people always ask me where it's from. It's a true winner.

This machine provides deep kneading with rolling massage, compression massage, and heating for her feet, heels, calves, and even arms, creating a spa experience at home.

If she's sentimental, get her a beautiful (designer, of course) picture frame with your favorite photo of you both in it. You'll get bonus points for being thoughtful.

If she's more into earrings, go for these.

These might look basic, but they're the best fucking pants I own. I have them in several colors with the matching zip-up. Please do her a favor and get her this set.

This isn't some cheesy digital picture frame. It makes whatever art she selects look like it's an actual matte print hanging there on the wall. If she's getting antsy about her home decor, this'll be a spot-on gift.

Bring her the hotel experience without leaving the house with Soho Home's sinfully soft robe.

If she loves Allbirds, then the new Tree Runner Gos will go over well.

Sometimes practical gifts are just the best way to go. The Restore 2 is a bestseller for a reason and will help her sleeping habits.

A tad too mushy? Possibly. But depending on how much of a romantic she is or how good a writer you are, she'll likely appreciate your effort.