Skip To Content

"I'm Not Interested In My Labia Entering The Room Before I Do": The Internet's Wild Reaction To Free People's "Micro Shorts" Has Me Cackling

"You're supposed to free the people, not the labia!"

Warm weather is right around the corner, which means it's almost time to take your spring and summer clothes out of hibernation.

Pug in a bow tie sitting on a flotation ring in a pool with someone's hands holding onto the ring

While I love warm-weather fashion, some of these trends I'm already seeing are a little wild — including Free People's (dare I even call them) denim shorts they released earlier this month.

Free People recently shared an Instagram post featuring their new micro shorts. YES, MICRO SHORTS. As a tall girl, I have a difficult time finding shorts that are an appropriate length for me, and a lot of the time, I try on a regular pair of denim shorts, and they are unintentionally "micro" on me. So this trend has me and the rest of the internet SCREAMING!