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    A Random Man Beat Joe Biden In The American Samoa Primary, And The Reactions Have Been Hilarious

    Yeah, nobody saw this one coming.

    Super Tuesday was yesterday, and President Biden won *just* about every Democratic primary.

    A door with two signs reading "ENTER HERE TO VOTE" and "NO CAMPAIGNING WITHIN 30 FEET OF BUILDING ENTRANCE."

    I say Biden won *just* about every primary because he lost one: American Samoa.

    Stylized map of American Samoa with gradient, above the territory's name