95 Funniest Easter Jokes That Bring the Laughs to Every "Bunny"
From egg-cellent puns to groan-worthy dad-jokes, these are the best gags to bring out this Easter.
When the egg hunt is over, the baskets have been opened and the Easter feast is underway, you have to find creative ways to keep the good times rolling. While an Easter game is always good for keeping the energy up, if you're looking for a laugh, nothing beats a well-timed Easter joke that gets them when they least "egg-spect" it.
These are the best Easter jokes to tell in 2024. Some of them are "dad" jokes — the kind that can be told by anybody, not just dads, but are designed to get eye-rolls and groans more than chuckles and guffaws. Others are Easter puns, since you really can do a lot with just the concept of eggs alone, to say nothing of chicks and bunnies. Some are knock-knock jokes, putting an Easter twist on a familiar formula. Memorize some of your favorites and deliver them during Easter brunch or whenever there's a lull in conversation, and you're guaranteed a big reaction. Are they corny? Nah, they're mostly carroty. (Get it?)
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What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric
How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?
They were to dye for!
Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
He had the most eggs-perience!
Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls!
What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
How does an Easter chick bake a cake?
From scratch!
Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter's in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moira.
Moira who?
Moira jellybeans, please.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What's the angriest vegetable?
A steamed carrot!
What do you call a dancing chick?
Poultry in motion!
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Where’s the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
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