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I Went On The Worst Date Of My Life In 2022, And Now I Want To Hear Your First Date Horror Stories

#Neverforget the time a guy guessed my bra size a few minutes into meeting him.

Dating: It's basically the worst. I don't know if there's something in the water, but it feels like it's only getting worse nowadays. Everyone I know has wild horror stories of terrible first dates, and that's not even scratching the surface of situationships and relationships.

I'll start with my worst first date experience: I met a guy on a dating app and exchanged a few flirty messages. We decided to meet up at a beer bar.* A few minutes in, he said he wanted a hair transplant but that women tell him he shouldn't because it would only make him 5% hotter, and he already "gets bitches" so there's no real problem. He then compared it to breast implants, which he said makes women wildly hotter. He then told me I didn't need breast implants, and (correctly) guessed my bra size.

At one point, I asked about controversial opinions, like enjoying pineapple on pizza, and he told me trans kids don't belong in sports and went on a bit of a rant.

He told me he didn't like the college he went to (a prestigious university) because it was "full of nerds." I then said I was a nerd, and he said he does like some nerds because he "has lots of Asian friends" from college. He also told me he hates dating apps and wants to "outsource all the talking parts to India."

At one point when talking about karaoke songs, he said he can't sing the high notes in "Bohemian Rhapsody" because he "doesn't have small balls." He then gave me a history lesson on young boys being castrated in ancient times to keep their high voices.