I didn't used to be this way, folks. My comedic palette used to stretch far and wide. Alternative comedy, surrealistic comedy, dark comedy...I laughed at it all! But then I became a dad, and something inside of me began to...change. Suddenly, I longed for puns! And dad jokes! It has been years since I last got a laugh that wasn't followed by a groan...and I like it that way!
I say all this because today I come bearing gifts, and by gifts I mean a whole bunch of puns and dad jokes that made me laugh: