Sports Sightings: A humorous look at the day's notable photos

She must've got the first overall pick in her fantasy football league.

Clean up on lane three.

Is your country winning, son?

You wonder what causes traffic? Here you go.

Sir, there's no sliding in the DMs around here.

There is no foul for acting like a flying squirrel. Sorry.

Baseball is fun.

He can see clearly now the rain is gone.

The only man who can make LIV Golf great again.

This is just the way they drew it up, right?

This is how Mariners center fielder Julio Rodríguez prefers to bathe.

Sir, there's a wall there.

He just remembered he forgot to turn the Crock-Pot on before leaving the house.

Carlos Alcaraz is ready to restore the roar. Are you?

So the White Sox's home run celebration is to dress up like a normal guy in 1953? OK, we're on board.

Miami Heat basketball player Tyler Herro throws out the first pitch before the Pirates-Brewers game. Give him a break, he's an NBA player, he doesn't own a pair of long pants.

LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman reacts after Paul Casey asks him if he thinks they should feel guilty about taking the money.

Finally, a reason to get excited about baseballs regular season.

Chaos reigned at the DC Open when Maria Sakkari had to ask the teacher if she could use the bathroom during the pledge of allegiance before somebody reminded her she was from Greece and didn't need to do it anyway. Whew.

All this conference realignment talk has people flipping their lids.

Nothing but net, baby.

We were told it's never OK to jump to conclusions.

"No, you can't go home. Not on my watch."

No shirt, no shoes, no Sports Sightings service. You know the rules.

You can't hide. We all saw that.

It's just a little glare. No big deal.

There has to be a better way to try to slow down the opponent.

This is why you always check out the seat view online before you buy tickets.

Siri, play "Lonely" by Akon.

We wish we were greeted with candy every time we got home.

She has one heck of an uppercut.

According to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, the best trophies are the ones you award to yourself.

Mark Andrews is a fan of cool spots.

That's that Detroit bling.

These cricket players really need baseball gloves. Somebody should hold a telethon or something.

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Joe Mixon was asked for his ticket stub and when he couldn't produce one he was forced to move to the upper deck where he missed the rest of practice.

Indianapolis Colts Superman Michael Hopson walks though the displays in Colts City before the team practiced at NFL team's football training camp in Westfield, Ind. I may have said this before, but the line between sports fandom and mental illness is a very thin one.

Way to use your head.

We're digging the L.A. Angels' new hats.

You can't catch what you can't see.

This isn't the time or place for a siesta.

Prayers to the locker room attendant getting those orange stains out of that white uniform.

It looks like someone is surprised to find out that water is wet.

Hey Mr. Semien, you got one more time to show my pitcher up like that and then it's on!

These heatwaves got all of us wanting to take some water from a pool home with us.

I'm sure we are all thinking the same thing...a 'Burger' sounds good right about now!

Trust me, this is my first time trying to swing while laying on my side.

Hey highest bidder gets my sweaty piece of equipment!

Hey dude, just because I just got a big bag doesn't mean you can check my pockets!

Be one with the water.

We'd Louvre it if the cyclists would learn to stay on the sidewalks.

The key to the Reds' home run power? All the players are on a Viking diet.

New York Yankees Giancarlo Stanton and Billy McKinney get caught up in a sudden outbreak of The Field is Lava.

St. Louis Cardinals center fielder Lars Nootbaar disappeared into the ivy chasing a fly ball at Wrigley Field. He hasn't been seen since.

Boston Red Sox's Triston Casas gives glory to God for helping him get a triple, but get this: When God was asked later he said he had nothing to do with it, he was watching the British Open! Can you believe that?

Ah yes, it's another lovely day at Royal Liverpool.

St. Louis Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol asks everyone in sight if they've seen his sunglasses, he can't find them anywhere.

Who turned the sprinklers on?

Hold on tight. The weekend is almost here.

We wouldn't recommend using a baseball to practice kissing.

They don't make bunkers like they used to.

That's one way to make a splash.

Who coated the springboard with PAM cooking spray?

She's got biking on the mind.

You know the key to hydration is actually drinking the water, right?

Can't touch this.

This is nightmare fuel.

This is what peak performance looks like.

He's bringing colonial wigs back.

If you want to grow a manly beard, throw some dirt on it.

When you're in last place in the standings, you'll take a win any way you can get it.

It was at this moment, he realized he messed up.

Are we the only ones that got a bit dizzy looking at this guy blend in with the car?

Hey, the street lights are off. Somebody call this kid's parents and tell them he took their truck joyriding!

They told us to strike a pose, and here we are!

She took the phrase "stay cool" literally.

In the wise words of Rob Schneider, "You can do it!"

Who knew diving was such a hair-raising sport?

You've gotta be a big boy to wear this chain.

The loser here is whoever has to clean up all that confetti.

You can't guard what you can't see.

I promise you guys I'm not crying, just got crap in my tummy.

What do you mean you can't give me Old Trapper beef jerky for free? Who says no to this face!

Hey wait, did anyone see where the ball just went?

Believe me, my baby girl was just as surprised as you guys when I got named an All-Star too!

Everyone, I would like you to meet my gorgeous date for the evening.

On three, everybody give your best pose 1for the class photo!

The St. Louis Cardinals took the field wearing the official Sports Sightings socks that all Sports Sightings employees are contractually obligated to wear when producing an installment of Sports Sightings. Lawyers have been notified.

Bryson DeChambeau of Crushers GC takes a shot from brush that's a little overgrown. Kind of like him. Ahem.

Tunisia's Ons Jabeur was penalized one point for what is being called the belch heard round the world.

The U21 Championship final between England and Spain got a little out of hand and a Detroit News staff meeting broke out. Hah! Hah hah hah! We're killing it over here.

The scouting report on Chicago White Sox starting pitcher Touki Toussaint says that he blows. His nose, that is! Haw haw haw haw! Pretty funny, huh?

Did you know that Wimbledon was sponsored by Life Alert?

That's quite the sand trap and water hazard.

This is one way to go about dealing with hotheaded people.

Rain delays just mean there's more time to indulge in some bubbly in London.

Act like you've made it to first base before, pal.