I wish the peplum feathers didn’t start right in the middle of her boob area, but the sequin print on that dress is lovely and cool.

Well, a lot of models showed up in naked dresses to this thing, so congrats to them for having the confidence and congrats to nudists everywhere for inching toward the mainstream.

I wish Nancy’s dress fit her a bit better up top, but it’s hard to critique these two, I just love seeing them on a red carpet so much.

All of Wes Anderson’s favorite boys are here! Brady went for whimsical, and she does look adorable. The iridescent overlay is a bit messy, but at least it’s not boring.

The Norwegian model looks like she’s being lightly choked by the sea, no notes.

I’m sorry, I try to find at least one positive thing to say about each look, but I just cannot endorse any part of whatever is happening here.