It would seem that the fates have been conspiring against Newcastle United, even before a ball is kicked in today’s Carabao Cup final.

First of all, their fans were told last week that the trains taking them back to Tyneside after the match would be dry. There will be no beer for the Geordies on the ole choo-choo home. And that’s a more than three-hour journey. It is a shocking affront to their dignity, in all fairness. To rub salt into the wound, the trains taking United fans back to Manchester will be awash with beer. Have the rail companies already decided which side is the more likely to be celebrating?