If you just had an absolutely terrible, no-good, awful week, just remember...
1. The person who got a hot new trendy tattoo:
2. The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven:
3. The person who gave their passenger seat a fresh, new coat:
4. The person who bought a very rare 2D drill:
5. The person who just turned their kitchen into this summer's hottest foam party:
6. The person who will be finding grains of rice until the day they cast aside this mortal coil:
7. The person faced with Schrödinger's Pepsi:
8. The person whose ramen noodles spontaneously combusted:
9. The person who learned a wonderful new fact about their neighbor:
10. The person who just invented the pocket smoothie:
11. The person whose ice pop is laughing at them:
12. The person who came up with the brand-new, delicious flavor of blueberry garlic yogurt:
13. The person who just brewed a fresh pot of brown water:
14. The person whose sauce passed away mid-transit:
