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    Chelsea Handler Responded To Sexist Insults From Male Talk Show Hosts, And Truthfully, They Should Be Embarrassed

    These men threw a whole sexist tantrum — and for what?

    Surprise, surprise! Chelsea Handler got a bunch of men in their feelings about something that has absolutely NOTHING to do with them.

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    While hosting The Daily Show, Chelsea posted a hilarious video titled "Day In The Life Of A Childless Woman," and many people missed the joke.

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    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    REMEMBER: she is a comedian, not a marriage and family therapist, folks.

    The best moments of the video include when she described how she wakes up at 6:00 a.m. and remembers she has "no kids to take to school."

    Chelsea drinking coffee
    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    So instead she takes an edible, masturbates, and goes back to sleep.

    Chelsea eating a cookie
    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    Then she wakes up again at 12:30 p.m. and gets ready for a busy day of "doing whatever the fuck" she feels like.

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    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    Then she flies to Paris just for a croissant and does a "meditation sesh" on the plane since having "no screaming kids" gives her "all the time in the world to become enlightened."

    Chelsea meditating
    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    The "weightlessness" of having no children gives her superhuman powers, so she can teleport back home, climb Mt. Everest for a quick workout, and invent a time machine to kill Hitler.

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    Instagram: @thedailyshow

    The comedy video is obviously a parody of those insufferable "day in the life" videos on social media, but a lot of people didn't catch that AT ALL.

    Comments saying that she actually wants kids
    Instagram: @chelseahandler

    But nobody was more loud and wrong than talk show hosts Tucker Carlson, Jesse Kelly, and Ben Shapiro.

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    I'll take topics that cisgender men shouldn't comment on for 200, Alex.

    Tucker came in super hot and bothered with his synopsis of the video. "The point is to make you feel good about being an aging, deeply unlikeable woman who never had kids."

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    Then Jesse claimed that "feminists like Chelsea Handler" have been "lied to by their society." He thinks the idea of being a "girl boss" and "you can do anything a man can do" is not true, and everybody should know that if they "saw a woman back up a vehicle."

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    And he doubles down on the sexist insults, saying about Chelsea, "Your womb resembles a dried-up tumbleweed blowing down an old western town, and your Valentine's date for the tenth year in a row is a ten-year-old copy of Magic Mike and a half-full bottle of Xanax."

    On The Daily Wire, Ben said that Chelsea was "miserable" and "it's written all over her face" how "miserable" she is.

    Ben on stage
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    But Chelsea's response to these ridiculously misogynistic takes (from problematic men who shouldn't be speaking on women's bodies) was the best part.

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    Chelsea starts off by saying she noticed there was "an emergency meeting of the 'receding hairline society' to discuss a comedy video" she filmed. "Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time?"

    Chelsea on stage
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    To Tucker, she asks, "Are you really upset about how much freedom I have, or are you upset you haven't been able to take it away from me yet?"