Pretty much every single human-being on Earth has experienced...
1. The most audacious of questions:
The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now
2. The foolproof way to respond in a boring convo:
Me after not paying attention the entire conversation
3. The lowest point of your life:
chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing
4. The quick existence check:
I like to walk to my gate at the airport to make sure it exists before I get food
5. The acting performance of the century:
Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff I actually need
6. The need to make bubbles:
7. The rapid aging:
Website: you must be of legal age to view this content. What year were you born? Me at age 11 (playing it safe): 1753
8. The eye rub:
don’t talk to me when i’m rubbing my eye i won’t hear you 😂
9. The necessary restart:
Me restarting the song because i blinked on my favourite part
10. This exact thought growing up:
11. The double and triple check:
me, watching the airplane’s wing during takeoff…trying to figure out if those little flaps are supposed to be moving like that:
12. The absolute betrayal:
When you carry ur pet to your room and it walks out