Every year, automakers release holiday ads showing people giving their significant other a vehicle for Christmas.

It’s such an annual tradition that Saturday Night Live spoofed Lexus’ December to Remember commercials with a hilarious take showing the aftermath last year.

While few of us will be lucky enough to receive a car for Christmas, it begs the question: what would you want? There’s no shortage of answers, so let your imaginations run wild.

Since being practical and realistic isn’t much fun, we’ll start with the Chevrolet Corvette. While its $62,195 base price is pretty reasonable, it offers plenty of performance as the mid-mounted 6.2-liter V8 pumps out up to 495 hp (369 kW / 502 PS) and 470 lb-ft (637 Nm) of torque. This enables the car to rocket from 0-60 mph (0-96 km/h) in 2.9 seconds and run the quarter mile in 11.2 seconds at 121 mph (195 km/h).

Of course, Santa has special connections and he could potentially hook you up with a 2023 Corvette Z06. It’s billed as an American supercar that features the most powerful “naturally-aspirated V8 to hit the market in any production car, ever.” The 5.5-liter engine develops 670 hp (500 kW / 679 PS) and 460 lb-ft (623 Nm) of torque, which allows for a 0-60 mph (0-96 km/h) time of 2.6 seconds.

Sticking with the coupe theme, I certainly wouldn’t be upset with a BMW M240i xDrive Coupe. It’s a bit more reasonable than the Corvette as pricing starts at $48,550 and it has the added benefit of all-wheel drive to handle snowy Midwest winters.

Thankfully, it’s no slouch as the turbocharged 3.0-liter inline-six develops 382 hp (285 kW / 387 PS) and 369 lb-ft (500 Nm) of torque. This enables the model to hit 60 mph (96 km/h) in 4.1 seconds, before hitting a top speed of up to 155 mph (250 km/h).

While those are just two examples, a new Bronco would certainly put me in a joyful mood. There’s also nothing quite like the GMC Hummer EV as it’s a 1,000 hp (746 kW / 1,014 PS) pickup with a removable roof and that’s wonderfully ridiculous.