Thread: Peanut butter and jelly “mouth sandwich”

Sometimes I am lazy(read almost always). I want a snack but just lack the drive to make a proper snack. So sometimes I make what I call “mouth sandwiches”. Its a sandwich that doesn’t really exist, but as you are eating it, it tastes like you are. Here is my recipe for Desslok’s Peanut Butter and Jelly Mouth Sandwich:

1 jar of your favorite crunchy PB

Glass of grape juice(i use Welchs but use whichever brand you like)

Instructions:
Open jar of PB. Take a heaping spoonful of PB and put some in your mouth. With the PB in your mouth, take a swig of grape juice. But not too much that it takes up all free space as you need room for mixing. As you combine the flavors, imagine eating a PBJ sandwich on a tropical island or other location of choice.

That sound better than a wish sandwich. A wish sandwich is where you have 2 pieces of bread and you Wish you had something to put between them, bow bow bow.

Originally Posted by paulinkansas

That sound better than a wish sandwich. A wish sandwich is where you have 2 pieces of bread and you Wish you had something to put between them, bow bow bow.

Still less painful than a Hurts Donut

Originally Posted by desslok

Still less painful than a Hurts Donut

And probably better than ABC gum, or that gum they sell in the bathrooms of truck stops.