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The “Real Housewives” franchise on Bravo made its way into living rooms across the country and created quotable catchphrases, jaw-dropping moments and some of the most hilarious, if slightly irreverent, moments of television.
For those who have jumped on the “Housewives” train and never want to get off, this treasure trove of memorabilia and merchandise from Atlanta to New York is so good, you’ll be wanting to “own it, own it!”
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The "Best of Housewives" coloring book
Give a little color to iconic "Housewives" scenes such as Countess Luann's drunken tumble into the bushes in Mexico and Heather Gay's snow-covered disclaimer that she was never a "good time girl." You got that, Lisa?
Get it from AlwaysFits for $15.95.
Get it from AlwaysFits for $15.95.
A Kandi Burruss canvas print
Justice for Kandi and her "Kandi-coated dungeon" with this custom-made, hand stretched canvas print.
Get it from TheBoyHeroine at Red Bubble for $90.34.
Get it from TheBoyHeroine at Red Bubble for $90.34.
An "It was snowing in Pasadena?" ornament
Nothing says "Tom's house got broken into and he confronted the robber and then he had to have eye surgery and my son had to go check on him and rolled his car five times," like this shatter-proof, snow-filled Christmas tree ornament.
Get it from Rewatching4You at Etsy for $25.
Get it from Rewatching4You at Etsy for $25.
A Dorinda Medley stemless wine glass
Pour yourself a large glass of Ramona Pinot and be whisked away to Blue Stone Manor.
Get it from EtherAndOpal at Etsy for $18.99.
Get it from EtherAndOpal at Etsy for $18.99.
A Monique and T'challa Samuels portait plate
T'challa-the-parrot Samuels is somewhere in birdie heaven, flying above the drama and sh*tting on all his haters.
Get it from ShopSoMessy at Etsy for $70.
Get it from ShopSoMessy at Etsy for $70.
A Lisa Rinna accusation trinket tray
A person just can't get up from a dinner party to get touched up anymore, can they?
Get it from Rewatching4You at Etsy for $35.
Get it from Rewatching4You at Etsy for $35.
Some "Real Housewives" wrapping paper
Wrap your all your Housewives-related gifts with paper sporting the physic who claimed "he will never fulfill you" and Ramona's rant about Bethenny not supporting other women.
Get it from TheBoyHeroine at Etsy for $4.60+.
Get it from TheBoyHeroine at Etsy for $4.60+.
A Vicky Gunvalson prayer candle
Light this candle in moments when your love tank is empty, you need to sell some insurance and when you just want to "whoop it up!"
Get it from TheEternalFlame at Etsy for $25.
Get it from TheEternalFlame at Etsy for $25.
The Regency hotel keychain
Someone should tell Tom that "money can't buy you class" because it is so déclassé to go make out with another woman at the Regency when you're engaged to the Luann de Lesseps.
Get it from twistedEGOS at Etsy for $9.75.
Get it from twistedEGOS at Etsy for $9.75.
Assorted "Real Housewives" cards
Find a card for as many different occasions as there are supplements in Lisa Rinna's ziplock baggy.
Get the Dorinda card from HavenPCo on Etsy for $5.53+.
Get the Gia card from VenusArtsShop on Etsy for $6.45+.
Get the Lisa Rinna card from WickedKitschCo on Etsy for 4.95.
Get the Erika Jayne card from ChoochHandMade on Etsy for $7.
Get the Dorinda card from HavenPCo on Etsy for $5.53+.
Get the Gia card from VenusArtsShop on Etsy for $6.45+.
Get the Lisa Rinna card from WickedKitschCo on Etsy for 4.95.
Get the Erika Jayne card from ChoochHandMade on Etsy for $7.
"Real Housewives" various alcohol ventures
Get ready for Turtle Time with Ramona's Pinot Grigio, taste the opulence of Villa Rosa with Lisa Vanderpump's rosé and mention it all with Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl margarita. Pricing and shipping availability may vary with location.
Get Skinnygirl Margarita from Total Wine & More for $9.99.
Get Vanderpump Rosé from Buy Wines Online for $16.95.
Get Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio from Minibar for $11.
Get Skinnygirl Margarita from Total Wine & More for $9.99.
Get Vanderpump Rosé from Buy Wines Online for $16.95.
Get Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio from Minibar for $11.
Teresa Giudice table flipping pin
This interactive enamel hinge pin flips just like Teresa Giudice flips tables. Please stay away from individuals who have been engaged 19 times when wearing.
Get it from Yadayadayadaco at Etsy for $15.
Get it from Yadayadayadaco at Etsy for $15.
A Meredith Marks sweatshirt
Take a note out of Meredith Marks' book and disengage from it all with this pre-shrunk classic-fit sweatshirt. Wear for those moments when you just "can't listen to all the projecting, deflecting and lying anymore."
Get it from RealityJuice at Etsy for $32.99.
Get it from RealityJuice at Etsy for $32.99.
A Lisa Rinna zip closure pouch
Store your multi-vitamins, QVC invoices and Rinna Beauty lip kits in one convenient and handmade fabric pouch.
Get it from shopMHS at Etsy for $11.50+.
Get it from shopMHS at Etsy for $11.50+.
Some Nene Leakes coasters
Some of the most iconic quotes from the sweetest-tasting peach in Atlanta are featured on this set of five corked-bottom coasters. You can also have them made into magnets, but "honey, not if you have a white refrigerator, ohhhhh."
Get them from GarbageMom at Etsy for $33.99+.
Get them from GarbageMom at Etsy for $33.99+.
A "Real Housewives" candle bundle
If you ever plan on inviting Mary Crosby to your home, light this citrus-scented, hand-poured soy candle first. And apologies to Karen Huger: These candles are only one wick.
Get three Housewives candles from ImproperCandles at Etsy for $84.
Get three Housewives candles from ImproperCandles at Etsy for $84.
A Tamra Judge phone case
Protect your phone with a shock absorbent and flexible phone case while also defending your opinion that Brooks is a no-good guy.
Get it from RedBubble for $24.33.
Get it from RedBubble for $24.33.
A Karen Huger jigsaw puzzle
She's "vaccinnated," partial to the Fireball and probably calling for Ray right as we speak. Honor the Grand Dame of Surrey County in all her shady glory with this 120-piece puzzle.
Get it from OhSoPettyGifts at Etsy for $15.75.
Get it from OhSoPettyGifts at Etsy for $15.75.
A Porsha coffee mug
Sip some tea out of this porcelain mug for long enough and you might find yourself thinking that a year is 265 days long and adopting "Bye, Ashy!" as your main slogan.
Get it from ShopSoMessy at Etsy for $20.
Get it from ShopSoMessy at Etsy for $20.
Teresa Guidice's cookbooks
Learn how to make authentic Italian food from the Giudice kitchen featuring all the best "ingredientses." Don't expect to find a recipe for sprinkle cookies, though.
Get the "Fabulicious" cookbook from Amazon for $43.90.
Get the "Fabulicious Fast & Fit" cookbook from Amazon for $15.87.
Get the "Fabulicious" cookbook from Amazon for $43.90.
Get the "Fabulicious Fast & Fit" cookbook from Amazon for $15.87.
The "Real Housewives" all-stars Guess Who game
The identity-guessing game from our childhoods is reimagined to feature all the heavy hitters in the Housewives franchise. Ask questions like: "Does your person have a husband that lives in the phone?" or "Does your person wear a diaper on airplanes?"
Get it from LowerLevelGames at Etsy for $60.
Get it from LowerLevelGames at Etsy for $60.
"I brought the bunny" beach towel
A soft and absorbent oversized beach towel featuring the infamous moment when Kim just had to return Lisa Rinna's bad-juju blue bunny. Kim's superstitious, OK?
Get it from Katsillustration at Society 6 for $29.24.
Get it from Katsillustration at Society 6 for $29.24.
Ramona Singer wall clock
The Singer Stinger is at it again, this time in the form of a premium, shatter-resistant wall clock that reminds you to "Take a Xanax! Calm down!"
Get it from POP Cultchure at Society 6 for $27.99.
Get it from POP Cultchure at Society 6 for $27.99.
Fabulously Unique Christmas Ornaments That You Will All Of A Sudden Need
