What are some food/eating habits that rustle your jimmies? It just occured to me that I have a lot. For me, it's:
-People who don't order any food, but then ask for a bite of mine...This is x2 if they get butthurt when I say no, x3 if I relent and they take a gigantic bite, and there's a potential homicide if they take more than one bite.
-People who use a single ketchup packet or a tiny little drop of hot sauce...WTF is the point?! Why even use sauce? I immediately think you're a boring, basic person. I'll add to this, somewhat hypocritically, that I hate people who judge me for using a ton of sauces. "Don't you wanna taste your food?" Absolutely. That's why I'm adding stuff to make it taste even better, bish.
-People who inhale their food when we go out to eat...This is doubly off-pissing when they try to ask me questions the whole time I'm just trying to finish my damn meal.
-People who give me a hard time when I refuse the bullchit they brought into work...I said I don't want your fuking burnt ass cookies or the cheap chit donuts you got at Dunkin, Karen. You're not gonna buy my friendship if I eat it, & me having one doesn't make you any less fat. If not for the aforementioned reasons, I know you just brought those desserts because you don't wanna binge on them at home.
-People who walk around shoving food in their mouth...Sit down and enjoy your food, man. What kinda life is that?
-Americans who turn their noses up at any cuisine that isn't burgers, steak, chicken fingers, etc....You judge my food for being "weird". I judge you for having the palate of a 4 year-old.
-People who eat a moderate amount and go on and on about how "full" they are...WTF are you trying to do, bruh? Are you actually THAT full? Even if you are, do you maybe wanna not fuking dwell on it all night.
-People who have fridges/pantries full of expired food they never eat...Throw it out, man!
-People who leave meat or dairy out at dinner parties for hours without putting it back in the fridge, then try to keep it as leftovers...Clearly you don't know the pain of food poisoning.
-People who don't throw out food they hate because they "don't wanna waste it". You're wasting your life by keeping/eating chit you don't wanna eat.
-People who ask for a doggie bag or take a to-go container when they have one bite of food left...Bruh...
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Thread: Food Habits You Hate
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Food Habits You Hate
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Taking food off my plate
Offering food from their plate
Sharing utensils
Not enough personal space in table seating
Criticizing my toddler palate
Smacking
Talking too muchChads only
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People talking with their mouth full
Not enough room at table
I typically always pay when out with company, but those that say, “I got this one” & make a half ass attempt..if you wanna pay, you excuse yourself from the table, find the waitress & give her your card BEFORE the bill comes. Anything else is fuking pandering.
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Agreed on all counts, save maybe the toddler palate, though I wouldn't criticize them if they don't criticize me. People who openly criticize someone's food choices in general fuking suck.Originally Posted by Silencespeaks
I'm also so with you on the "offering food" thing. It absolutely infuriates me when someone offers me food off their plate, particularly when it's something they either don't like or can't finish.Last edited by Strawng; Today at 10:07 PM.
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Fuuuuuuuk that's a good one! Grade A kunt moveOriginally Posted by Paul Kreul
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People deliberately ordering more food than they can eat so that they can leave it behind as some show of self-control.
People who smack and chew with their mouths open.
People using all their fingers to eat finger food (and I mean all).
People using none of their fingers to eat finger food.
People complaining about how much hot sauce I use on food only I'm eating.Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?
Galatians 4:16
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Agreed 100% on all of thisOriginally Posted by TolerantLactose
& FUK do I HATE the subhuman sacks of chit who order too much food and leave it behind as a "power move"!!! I've stated fights over it before. Srs.
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I agree with many of the above: I hate sharing food or asking others to share their food with me. Also can’t stand those who take two bites and start complaining about how full they are (usually this kind of people are overweight and claim they eat nothing but they still get fat while they just don’t want to show others how much they really eat).
Other things I hate:
People eating too slowly (I know I’m a fast eater but some people are just insanely slow). Even worse when they leave the plate full because the food is cold.
People leaving all the food in their plate. Unless you get something really disgusting, I hate seeing food being wasted. That’s why I usually end up eating other people’s leftovers.
People making stupid assumptions about how I eat based on my appearance (muscular, fairly skinny). They think that fit people have a sad life and live off chicken and broccoli. Most of the times I eat more than them and a lot more crap than they do (I have a very flexible diet, lol). I can’t stand when they say things like “for sure she never eats that” “for sure sure she doesn’t even drink” (actually I drink 2/3 times per week) etc etc.#benchesmorethansquatcrew
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