Thread: Arrogance will always teach you humility

I live in the country where we have lots of trees and weeeeed (not the type you smoke). I am immune to poison ivy.

I was cleaning the back property by cutting trees and removing poison ivy without gloves.

Then I peed.

So now my ballz have been itching for days.

True story.

The rest of my body has been immune to poison ivy for years, apparently except my ballz.

It taught me a valuable lesson in humility.

I should have just free-ranged the goats. They love ivy.

Can goats have a reaction to poison ivy? Sorry about your balls (no homo not in a gay way, not that there's anything wrong with that).

Originally Posted by Jtbny

Can goats have a reaction to poison ivy? Sorry about your balls (no homo not in a gay way, not that there's anything wrong with that).

hahaha.. well played, sir. well played.

That was really a true story.

goats are actually immune to poison. this is why they make excellent shrub clearers.

unfortunately, not everything in nature goats can eat. Some are actually poisonous. I killed all my azaleas because they are poisonous to goats. Any cyanide-producing trees are also bad for them.

Otherwise, they can eat anything around my property.

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Originally Posted by NorwichGrad

I live in the country where we have lots of trees and weeeeed (not the type you smoke). I am immune to poison ivy.

I was cleaning the back property by cutting trees and removing poison ivy without gloves.

Then I peed.

So now my ballz have been itching for days.

True story.

The rest of my body has been immune to poison ivy for years, apparently except my ballz.

It taught me a valuable lesson in humility.

I should have just free-ranged the goats. They love ivy.

I like you man since the day I met you in real life, but why do you always have a joke about balls and ass? Like seriously you always have those kind of jokes.

10/10 story

would read again

Originally Posted by x-trainer ben

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One of our past posters(Marius) suggested this to me and i have never looked back; it works amazingly fast too.

Thank you sir! I will order for sure.

Originally Posted by bodyhard

I like you man since the day I met you in real life, but why do you always have a joke about balls and ass? Like seriously you always have those kind of jokes.

hahaha.. I like you too brother. You're a good dood. I like ballz and ass jokes cuz they're usually the funniest. I don't mind providing entertainment around here even at my expense.

The thing is, as funny as it is to many, the story is actually for real.

Originally Posted by -=FLEX=-

10/10 story

would read again

LMAO. thank you for your (athletic) support.

LMAO @ NWG


I never had poison Ivy on my balls, but I did have a zippo lighter leak fluid from my pocket onto the old sac, I was racing a fellow home on my motorcycle probably doing 90 or more when I felt it. Instant fire, When my buddy realized I wasn't behind him, he stopped then came back to find me with my pants around my ankles splashing pepsi on my nuts. I was ready to cut the dingleberries off and be done with it.


Had a kid in in basic training that had to be first everywhere, as soon as we were dismissed he would beat feet to be the first at wherever we were headed. Our platoon got in sh!t a few times because of him. We gave the fuker a stern talking to, even threw him a blanket party he would still occasionally beat feet. He was warned do it again and you'll regret it. Of course he did and we all got confined to barracks, a few of the boys got a hold of him and gave his balls a good wash with Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr. I forget now, but something like that. I never heard anyone scream like that before and haven't heard it since, but he got the point. When the DI got wind of it he let us off confinement a day early.