Shopper is left in stitches after her new $99 Kmart mattress came with a VERY amusing set of instructions
- Kmart shoppers have been left in hysterics over a mattress instruction manual
- A customer posted instructions which warned the item 'knows Kung Fu'
- The mattress instructions were labelled 'give this to the responsible one'
A Kmart shopper has been left in hysterics after opening an amusing set of safety instructions attached to the retailer's king bed Euro-top mattress.
A customer from Perth, Western Australia, posted photos of the $99 buy on a popular Facebook group alongside the tongue-in-cheek instructions.
'Hand this to the responsible one,' the instructions began.
'This mattress knows Kung Fu and may unroll itself at lighting speed. Keep small children and pets free from its kick radius.
A Kmart shopper has been left in hysterics after opening an amusing set of safety instructions attached to the retailer's king bed Euro-top mattress
A customer from Perth, Western Australia, posted photos of the $99 buy on a popular Facebook group alongside the tongue-in-cheek instructions
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'Please be careful when cutting it free from its bindings.'
The mattress comes in a roll from the retailer and needs to be unwrapped and left to decompress for 72 hours to 'grow to its full potential'.
The amusing tone of the instructions continued onto the second page, explaining the mattress had been 'under a lot of pressure lately and may lash out if unwrapped incorrectly'.
There was also an apology for any bad smell accompanying the bedroom staple.
'Hand this to the responsible one,' the instructions began
'Being sealed in plastic on a long trip can make anyone a little fragrant. So no harsh words about the smell for a few hours. you wouldn't want to offend your new best friend.'
Others said they have the same mattress and were equally as amused.
'If only I had a set of rules like this to follow on the mattress I bought online,' laughed another.
The customer also raved about the comfort of the new mattress and said it was like 'sleeping on a cloud'.
'It is more comfortable than our couple of grand mattress,' she said.
'I didn't feel my partner moving around at all and he said he didn't feel it when I moved onto my side,' she said.
The king sized mattresses are currently on sale for $99.
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