I hear LaMelo Ball before I see him. “Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” he exclaims when entering a room, his electric, beaming smile bouncing off the walls. “Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” he moans on the Charlotte Hornets' practice court after an assistant coach scratches him across the eye. “Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” he whistles when I play Babyface Ray's recent banger, “Real N-ggas Don't Rap,” for him. The high-pitched screech is American vernacular at its wackiest, a sensational slang used all over TikTok to signify excitement and appreciation. But for LaMelo it's almost like punctuation. He's fluent in a patois drawn straight from the viral internet.
In fact, he regards himself as a kind of viral entity in his own right. “How do I feel about memes?” he ponders for a tick before giggling wryly. “I grew up with this shit.” LaMelo's impact on his teammates is “like getting infected,” he explains. “It's a whole different swagger and everything. N-ggas carry theyselves different. N-ggas goin' to they jobs different. Ya feel me?”
I'm not entirely sure that I do until I sit with James Borrego in the Hornets head coach's office and he cranes his head back and booms that familiar sound: “Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” I had asked Borrego to encapsulate LaMelo's fabulous rookie season. To which the coach cups his mouth, widens his eyes, and loopily blurts like his star player.
I start saying sheeeeeeeeeeeesh right back, and it goes on like this for a few seconds, as if we've lost control of our bodies.
“Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” Borrego says.
“Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” I shoot back. We both chuckle, contaminated like all of Charlotte by the LaMelo contagion.
But honestly, what other word is there? “Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!” is the logical response to LaMelo's video game passes, all-court vision, and fast-break theatrics, which propelled him to one of the greatest statistical seasons by a 19-year-old in NBA history, the Rookie of the Year award, and the role of franchise centerpiece on the traditionally moribund Hornets. And it's in keeping with his massive online popularity with the next generation of basketball fans; he ranks sixth in Instagram followers gained and views generated in the 2020–21 regular season, according to internal NBA rankings—LeBron James and Steph Curry territory.