'Looks like scaffolding covered in B&Q turf': London's £2m Marble Arch Mound that was built to lure tourists to the capital is mocked for looking like a 'slag heap' that 'costs 6p a step to climb' after opening for £6.50 a ticket
- Marble Arch Mound was roundly ridiculed today as tourists likened it to slag hill
- The reality of the project looked much rougher than the intended plans
- One visitor said it resembled 'seven minutes' work on Minecraft' computer game
When a £2million project from a world-renowned architect for London's Marble Arch was announced in February, excitement for the 'new perspective on the future' was high.
But today as Dutch designer MVRDV's vision was finally seen by visitors, the only real heights were the £6.50 entrance fee and scale of crushing disappointment.
The Marble Arch Mound was roundly ridiculed today as tourists likened it to a level from Nintendo game Super Mario 64, the Teletubbies' home, or worse still 'seven minutes of work on Minecraft'.
While the designs for the artificial hill had shown a magical space of lush greenery and stunning views, the reality provided very little.
Design versus reality: The plans for the hill on the left compared to how it has been built

What a view! Marketing expert Dan Barker posted this obscured vision from the mount tip


Two twitter users likened it to a Mario computer game and the home of the Teletubbies
Neighbouring Hyde Park is almost entirely obscured by trees, making it difficult to spot anything on the grasses.
Then to the right a wasteground being developed boast a number of shipping containers and rubble.
The walk-up to the attraction is little better, with a parade of dumper bins lining one corner of the manmade structure.
Its big reveal prompted a barrage of criticism from the public over its cost and execution.

Slight Return left no doubt of their opinion on the Marble Arch Mound with this meme





Social media was flooded with disdain for the £2million project and its appearance
Bassano wrote: 'Having just learned of the Marble Arch Mound, I’m not sure what’s worse.
'Charging £8 to ascend some scaffolding covered in rolls of B&Q turf or the views of the building site from the top'
Marketing expert Dan Barker said: 'I'd joked before that it cost 6p per step to climb it, as the 'fast track' price was £8.
'That seems to have dropped to £6.50, meaning it is a more affordable 5p per step to climb the 130ish steps.'
David Heslop opined: 'I've just seen that Marble Arch mound thing, and can anyone explain why it looks like it was built using the terrain editor from the first Roller Coaster Tycoon?'
Jon quipped: 'They needed to either make more effort to make Marble Arch Mound look like a hill, or less effort.
'As it is, it looks like a screenshot from seven minutes of work in Minecraft,'
Rachel said: 'TBF the Teletubby land hill, looks better than the £2 million pound utter monstrosity that is the Marble Arch mound.'
Joshua added: 'You cannot tell me the Marble Arch mound doesn’t look like the first level in Mario 64.'
Another asked: 'I don't live in London. Is this a joke or have the Tories really built a £2million slag heap by Marble Arch?'
Back in February the stage had been set for a spectacular inner-city display.
Winy Maas, founding partner at MVRDV, had helped stoke the anticipation.
He told Architect's Journal: ‘It’s a location full of contradictions, and our design highlights that.
By adding this landscape element, we make a comment on the urban layout of the Marble Arch, and by looking to the site’s history, we make a comment on the area’s future.
‘Marble Arch Hill strengthens the connection between Oxford Street and the park via the Marble Arch.
'Can this temporary addition help inspire the city to undo the mistakes of the 1960s, and repair that connection?’
Westminster Council was similarly enthused by the design and seemed eager to see the results.
Council leader Rachael Robathan said at the time: ‘Our proposed Hyde Park Hill temporary visitor attraction at Marble Arch signifies our ambitious approach to the Oxford Street district.
'It will be important for bringing in visitors to support the local economy.
‘However, it will offer so much more. We hope it will give people an opportunity to look afresh and with wonder at this well-known, but sadly increasingly overlooked, area to recognise its beauty and importance.’