Fox News' Jesse Watters recounts "Mom texts" between hard covers

Fox News' Jesse Watters will be out Tuesday with "How I Saved the World," which includes a chapter of "Mom Texts" — critiques from his liberal mother (sometimes after a vodka) that became a segment on "The Five," after he originally read them to co-hosts during commercial breaks.

What she's saying: "You are on 'Fantasy Island'! And don’t make statements about what I as a Democrat want.

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• "Sad."

• "WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!!!???"

• "Please pronounce your 'ing's. The word is 'putting' not 'puttin'.'"

• "You are screaming at Juan and so disrespectfully. Tone it down!"

• "Remember to respect your elders and I mean Geraldo!"

• "Did you dye your eyebrows black?"

• "Life is bigger than Hillary. Stop behaving like a one-trick pony."

• "Stop yelling at Juan."

• "Remember, confidence is silent and insecurity is loud."

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