Thread: My introduction to the world of Misc

Ive been lurking for years on these forums, mainly on the Misc section, back when there was the Misc section. Ive seen many dumb meatheads but a lot of good advice, humour and trolling, especially from some mods. I decided im very close to changing my life, body, mind and life soon so I made an account, finally. I need to grab life by the throat and leave them nuts hanging out.

Quick summary of me:
Actual fat loser, over 240 pounds, short, insecure, alcoholic, im talking easy gallon of beer a day, vodka and more (at one point I was so addicted I drank rubbing alcohol just to satisfy my cravings), drug user, lost my job,no gf, broke asf, been debating about suicide but Im too scared to do it, cant even do that right am I right, very self judgemental and critical. Had heart issues from a caffeine overdose I did last year from drinking liters of energy drinks, still have heart problems, lost my abusive dad years ago, still traumatized, mom is sicker everyday, im broke. Aspiring to be someone, most likely be an entertainer online. Made this account now and Im planning to achieve my 50 posts by any legal mean, by legal I mean trying not to piss any mods off. I will still keep my usual miscer humour and sarcasm , by that I mean the humour I learned from you miscers. After I hit my posts I will then start my own documentary where Im gonna transform my body, mind and soul. Havent decided If Im gonna do this in 3 months, 6 months or 100 days and yes I know it takes a while to transform your body but I have good genes and the last 2 times I tried I looked good in less than 2 months. If any of you guys think Im a new account troll, good luck. Im here to stay, and post pictures of my body transformation everyday after I get my pic perms. Im gonna laugh at all the trolls at the end of my journey with my six pack abs that I never had. I will also make art and memes about you miscers, because some of you deserve some laughs at you, but I wont be mean , just funny.

Im sidetracking, one of my problems of being fat and fat in the brain too I guess. Im planning soon to do a transformation of my body everyday with photo comparison and weekly vlog updates on my body evolution and transformation. I might go viral on youtube and here, and I hope my 22 years of stupidity and fatness will stop, at least the second part and be able to motivate people and make them happy, because oh boy Im not. This is vlad signing out, leave your red rep at the door and have a nice night, its damn midnight here almost.

See you soon miscers
Rambling over

PS: Im new to these forums, and I read that the teen and 35+ misc forums where made as a solution for the dissapearance of the Misc section (RIP). So I dont know how many posts do I need for my pic perms and link perms, and any other tips you guys have for a newbie like me. Again, first time making an account, I was just lurking for good years.