9 best tweets of the week, including turtles, the chef emoji, and fighting the sea

We made it through the work week and into the long holiday weekend and to that I say: Great job, everyone.ย
If you live in the United States, then you're set to enjoy Memorial Day Weekend, the unofficial start to the summer. Hopefully, you've got some nice plans and you're able to see loved ones safely, which feels like an impossible luxury these days.ย
To celebrate the end of the week, we collected some good posts because we enjoy doing that here. Have some laughs and soak some sun: Here are our nine favorite tweets of the week.ย
1. Damn it hurts to not be invited to this party
whole squadโs out in Brooklyn and they did not invite me ๐ pic.twitter.com/z9ikd9JFte
โ Emily Gaudette (@emilygmonster) May 26, 2021
2. Oh man, how did this happen? Everyone be advised.
The chef emoji ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ is now horny. U.S. officials are advising the public to avoid the emoji until theyโre able to understand why this happened.
โ Unidentified Smiling Object (@SmilingObject) May 26, 2021
3. Just remembering a once in a lifetime tweet
once again thinking of the greatest late-stage trump tweet (โGoing well, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!โ)
โ maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 26, 2021
4. Honestly I have an inordinate amount of respect for whomever buried this safe
A friend of mine found a locked safe buried underground 5 years ago. For 5 years there has been anticipation over what might be inside it. Today, he finally opened that safe, and within it, was a single XXX condom... As in a branded condom, from the 2002 movie staring Vin Diesel! pic.twitter.com/b0WbEy58hE
โ Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV) May 26, 2021
5. I didn't know this was a thing others did, but when I was a young child I used to jump and dropkick waves as they crashed over me
[first time at the beach, wading into the ocean waves]
MY DAUGHTER: this is a new sensory experience and I am delighting in it
MY SON: I am going to fight the seaโ actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) May 25, 2021
6. Just text them!
super specific dating bios are goofy. โbe 6โ4 or taller. must love 1,000 piece puzzles & IPAs. no smokers!!! no facial hair. one small tattoo is fine. former gymnasts who love korean bbq to the front of the line.โ
like damn bitch log off & text whoever youโre thinking of.โ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐ฒ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป (@calebsaysthings) May 24, 2021
7. Gotta get your reps in before it's game day
getting in shape for my italy trip pic.twitter.com/qnfiIjVNus
โ giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) May 23, 2021
8. Obligatory dril tweet
im sorry for letting donwn the fans by going through my most Wild, Balls-To-The-Wall divorce yet
โ wint (@dril) May 22, 2021
9. And finally, this
Getting back into martial arts pic.twitter.com/Q4cckBcoJ9
โ Thomas๐ (@len0killer) May 20, 2021