25 Excellent Shorts to Help You Survive the Patagonia Baggies Shortage

Every bit as stylish, tough, and thigh-baring as the real thing.

By Gerald Ortiz

May 24, 2021
25 Excellent Shorts to Help You Survive the Patagonia Baggies Shortage
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Perhaps you’ve heard about the Patagonia Baggies shortage currently sweeping the nation. Thanks to a cascade of pandemic-related production and shipping issues, the legendary shorts—lightweight, tech-y, comfortable, and colorful—have never been harder to find. If you're especially lucky, you can still find a handful of sizes in limited colors out there. Patagonia has promised a full restock is on the way—and we've found a few hidden pockets of Baggies still available. But summer is here now and your thighs are calling out for some Vitamin D. 

Thankfully, there’s a whole world of Baggies alternatives waiting to be explored. They're as lightweight, flattering, and tough as the Patagonia O.G.s—ready for a dip in the ocean or a day on the trails—and available in an even wider array of bright colors and bold patterns than the real thing. If you can’t stand another minute without feeling a fresh breeze on your quads, we’ve tracked down the last available Patagonia Baggies we could find, plus 23 top-notch backups absolutely worth wearing all summer. (And if you need a broader range of shorts to pick from, we've got our best mens shorts roundup available, too.)

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  • 1/25

    Patagonia 5" Baggies shorts

    Tough to beat the real thing. Here's hoping your size is in stock.

  • 2/25

    Patagonia 7" Baggies shorts

    Can't find your size in the classic 5" Baggies? Consider the 7" version. A win for the long-legged kings and exposed-thigh averse among us.

  • 3/25

    Gramicci shell packable short

  • 4/25

    Columbia PFG Backcast III water short

    Yeah meditating is cool, but have you tried kicking back in a pair of wide-leg shorts in a calming shade of lavender?

  • 5/25

    L.L. Bean classic supplex shorts

    The Bean's alternative is so close to the real thing, they might as well be called L.L. Baggies.

  • 6/25

    Lululemon Bowline short

  • 7/25

    The North Face Class V belted shorts

    Just as vibrant and juicy as a ripe tomato.

  • 8/25

    Todd Snyder 5" bandana Japanese weekend short

    Ignore the name of these shorts and wear them every day of the week.

  • 9/25

    J.Crew tech dock short

    Like a juicy canteloupe without all the mess.

  • 10/25

    Reigning Champ 7" hybrid training shorts

    Not sure why Reigning Champ calls these "hybrid" shorts, because all we see is gas.

  • 11/25

    Noah core swim trunk

    Hot shorts that are even hotter in hot pink.

  • 12/25

    Bethany Williams The Magpie Project Edition wind breaker shorts

    An artfully upcycled pair that blows most shorts out of the water.

  • 13/25

    thisisneverthat mesh zip pocket short

    Need a little more storage capacity than the Baggies have to offer? These deliver with mesh pockets on the thigh on top of the normal slash pockets at the seams.

  • 14/25

    Lululemon Channel Cross swim short

  • 15/25

    Carhartt WIP Terra short

    Not your usual camo.

  • 16/25

    Adsum Effo short

  • 17/25

    Noah abstract swim trunk

    Wearable art.

  • 18/25

    Dries Van Noten x Len Lye printed cotton drawstring Bermuda shorts

    Wearing these trippy bangers is a little like microdosing.

  • 19/25

    Paa windbreaker shorts

    Activate T-1000 liquid metal mode.

  • 20/25

    Rhude RH logo shorts

    Feel like a heavyweight boxing champ this summer.

  • 21/25

    And Wander topstitched belted technical shorts

    The contrast stitching adds some extra sauce to these already-advanced shorts.

  • 22/25

    Paul Smith monch rose short

    Big florals. Big drip.

  • 23/25

    Rhone 7" Mako short

  • 24/25

    Madewell Everywear shorts

    Dusty neutrals like this are a real palette cleanser for any outfit.

  • 25/25

    Uniqlo active swim shorts

    Shorts that scream CANNONBAAAAALL!!!

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