Blip: I'm A Pigeon

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Beep! No, um, I mean, uh, coo. It’s just me, a normal red pigeon. Coo coo. Instead of bread, what if you threw gasoline? Just asking.

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Um, sir? I think you missed the parking lot on your way in.