Thread: Do Siberians have huge fat asses? (srs)

So I'm trying to understand why Latinas have fat asses. I'm excluding folks from the Caribbean, specifically those regions that were not impacted by the slave trade. I'm talking about Mexico, Colombia, Venezuela, etc. In these regions you'll find two sorts of phenotypes: your classic white looking European and a tannish Native American. The former group of people are nearly indistinguishable from the whites of Europe, they have blue/green eyes, blonde or brown hair, and pronounced Caucasian features. The latter has a finely tan skin and their faces have Mongoloid features. I want to state right now that both of these groups are not 100% Caucasian or 100% Native American; they're mestizos, they have mixed blood from both the Native Americans and the European conquistadors. Some people have more conquistador blood and others have more Native American blood which is what explains their alarmingly different phenotypes.

Despite their differences, their blood bond can be found in one key area, the ass. Both of these groups have huge fat asses with equally proportional thighs. Here is my theory. People from Spain and Portugal do not have fat asses. Thus, the remaining group must have contributed to the Latina fat ass, the Native American blood. This is the part that baffles me. Native Americans are mongoloids, essentially they're Asian. Asians are known for having the most flat and concave asses in existence. There's three possible explanations for this, and I need your help to rule out one of them. The first explanation is that modern-day Siberians have fat asses. This easily explains the phenomenon. The second explanation is that the terrain of the prehistoric Old World naturally selected for women with fat asses among the cohort. The third explanation is that prehistory Mongoloids had fat asses, and something, natural selection, foreign invaders, etc., caused them to lose their fat asses. I want to know if the first one is the right explanation. If it is, then I know where I'm moving to, boyos.

Latinas have fat asses.

Water is wet.

Move to siberia and report back, OP - the Misc supports this important step in your life's journey.

Don't question it, just enjoy the Latina pussy

Only 1 in 8 latina women has a big ass, as an statician i would say it doesnt happen often

OP is a certified Assologist. Mirin hard

I can see op hasn’t spent much time around American Indians

In general some of the worst, most poverty asses (and physiques in general) that you will ever see

No they don't. Siberian populations are built like East Asians in general. Chinese, Mongolian, Korean, Japanese - these types. Even when they're more robust, they're built like refrigerators.

Latinas are a catch-all umbrella term for a variety of different racial and ethnic populations, connected by language. My general assumption would be that the populations with more African ancestry would likely have the fattest of asses. A country like Brazil, for example. Also the Caribbean region.

But we almost must note that plastic surgery is rampant in South America. I don't think Colombians necessarily have a predisposition towards having large asses. Rather, it's the work they get done - BBL's and implants.