30 Relatable Tweets About Having A Brother

It’s hard to describe what it’s like to have a brother to those who lack the experience. But the funny folks of Twitter have come pretty close.

We’ve rounded up 30 funny and relatable tweets about life with brothers. Enjoy!

one time in high school my brother took my car and CRASHED it, got it fixed and put it back in the driveway all within my 6hr school day and he kept it a secret for 4 years!!! i think that’s the most sibling thing ever
— jenny t (@jrtyszka) May 29, 2018

my family grouptext is a great place for my parents n me to freely use 2-10 exclamation points at the end of every sentence and for my brother to send "Ok." as his sole sporadic response
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 12, 2020

Having brothers is stress why do they eat everything?!?!?
— Inayah (@Inayahh_R) April 9, 2020

Sibling rivalry, or as my parents called it, "Stop choking your brother, he's turning blue"
— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) November 30, 2016

Movie girl: [changing a tire] haha I have 2 brothers ;)
Movie girl 2: [chugging a beer, welding a broken axel] 5 brothers
Movie girl 3: [teaching a 1967 Chrysler Sebring how to throw a perfect football] 12 brothers
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) August 13, 2018

I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes pic.twitter.com/ACTqO4B5Mr
— justice 💖 (@Jaaaaaymomma) May 18, 2017

Just found out my brother has a 21 year old girlfriend and when I meet her tomorrow I’m going to talk in a toddler voice and say things like “are you on tik tok?” and “is it time for juul?”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) January 10, 2020

Me: my brother is so annoying
Someone else: your brother is annoying

Me: Erm. Excuse me?!?! He is not!
— Jazzybum (@Jazzybumblee) April 20, 2018

When I told my brother about my kids book, he successfully gaslit me into believing it was the exact plot of an obscure book we had loved as children that I had subconsciously ripped off and I panicked and almost cancelled the contract
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) November 5, 2018

My brother: You can be a godparent for my kid under one condition.

Me: Name it.

My brother: No Godfather jokes.

Me: You made me an offer I can't refuse.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 21, 2018

Having a brother is fun until you hear “your brother is so cute”
— Kimberly 🤍 (@kkimberllyy__) August 23, 2019

This pretty much sums up having brothers. pic.twitter.com/qiGxSOMRmW
— Neil Before Zod™ (@WaytowichNeil) September 18, 2019

My brother don't talk to me because I took his damn baseball cap, but he was the first person to show up when my son had an accident and paying bills before I even arrived. Siblings relationship are strange indeed 😂😂. True love is harsh I hear lol
— Pussy Dracula 🧛🏿‍♂️ (@NjotuPower) June 30, 2020

The problem with dating men is I might end up dating someone with my brother’s name

The problem with dating women is I might end up dating someone with my therapist’s name
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 6, 2020

I don’t miss going to pre-Covid gatherings so much as I miss being 7 yrs old and going to Sharper Image w my brother and touching every single gadget and thinking, wow, this is the future
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 21, 2020

Having a brother really takes you to a different level of anger.
— Luke Martial Mata's de Pog'Bruno. ➐ (@Ammarah_07) July 15, 2020

I got absolutely fucking owned by my brother’s 21 year old girlfriend yesterday pic.twitter.com/tFeI32h96n
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) January 12, 2020

My brother: *grills me for 10 minutes about what I do for fun*

Me: What do YOU do for fun?

My brother: I look for rocks.
— alanna bennett 😩 (@AlannaBennett) January 5, 2020

Once I said to my brother, “it’s nice how we’re not just siblings, we’re best friends” and he said “nah we’re siblings”
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) August 12, 2018

This is what having a brother is like pic.twitter.com/nzK2dkcqud
— natalie gonzalez (@matalanata) December 14, 2018

[morning after my brother's bachelor party]

Me: I'm never drinking again.

Brother: Want a beer?

Me: Yes.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 2, 2019

I get where Sansa and Arya are coming from in terms of every girl my brother has ever dated.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 6, 2019

Once when I was 23 my brother left his weed in the bathroom so I told my mom and while she was yelling at him I took the weed for myself
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) February 6, 2020

Growing up with a brother be like... pic.twitter.com/wrqKoEumaQ
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) January 29, 2017

The thing about growing up with brothers is you can pretty much say anything related to poop without me even noticing.
— nyc kelli (@NYC_Blonde) June 9, 2014

8: I don’t want to have bunk beds anymore.

Me: Why not?

8: What if my brother falls through & crushes me while I’m sleeping?

Me: That won’t happen.

8: Are you sure? He’s one real heavy son of a bleep!
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) December 19, 2019

Awww my brother and I love each other so much pic.twitter.com/0TY0N4WknG
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 13, 2019

I keep hearing a baby cry so I start to panic then I remember it’s my brother’s baby so who gives a shit.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 9, 2018