Thread: was anyone elses teenage wanks way more euphoric?

i am apalled and amused
yet i agree with OPie 100%

also what a massive phaggotry thread

My adolescent mind was blown when I saw doggystyle for the first time in 240p on the family desktop.

It was better because it was a new and exciting experience.

Just like your first kiss was one of the biggest moments of your life, but now kissing might seem dull.

Originally Posted by andrew28

I remember my first kiss was at a high school party when I was 14 and I got hard as a rock as she climbed on top of me on the couch, lol. Those were the days.

Lol, wish mine was that good. My first kiss was just with some Indian chick in her bed

Actually it wasn't even her bed, it was her friend's

Originally Posted by andrew28

I left out the part where the girl kissed me on a dare from her friends. I was good looking and in shape but awkward as fuk but this girl was from another school and evidently said to her friends daring her “Oh hell yea no problem.” Lol. Then I was drunk and stupid enough to admit to those girls it was my first kiss when they asked me if it was. I literally watched them finding other friends at the party and saying “Guys....that was his first kiss, lmao!” Why the fuk did I answer that question honestly? Ughhh.

Cringe

Reminds of of a dating game show clip I randomly saw where the guy admits being a virgin like it's unique and cool... about 90% of the lights went out instantly lol. No woman wants to hear it's your first time, they want someone leading.

Originally Posted by andrew28

I left out the part where the girl kissed me on a dare from her friends. I was good looking and in shape but awkward as fuk but this girl was from another school and evidently said to her friends daring her “Oh hell yea no problem.” Lol. Then I was drunk and stupid enough to admit to those girls it was my first kiss when they asked me if it was. I literally watched them finding other friends at the party and saying “Guys....that was his first kiss, lmao!” Why the fuk did I answer that question honestly? Ughhh.

Cringe

Sucks brah. My jimmies would be rustled

Originally Posted by 44344

I remember jacking off as a teenager to Japanese pr0n it was so pleasurable. the orgasms and visual and physical stimulation I got from the pr0n far surpassed any sex I've ever had. I've only ever had sex with asian prostitutes though all unprotected and cumming inside them. now I'm getting older and its all so mundane and boring, especially as a circumcuck. I just want to have decent sex with an Asian girl and have my whole pnus at this point of my life. life was way more fun as a teenager. I didn't even question my mutilated joo cawk and was oblivious to how broken I was.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 44344 again.

Originally Posted by 44344

I remember jacking off as a teenager to Japanese pr0n it was so pleasurable. the orgasms and visual and physical stimulation I got from the pr0n far surpassed any sex I've ever had. I've only ever had sex with asian prostitutes though all unprotected and cumming inside them. now I'm getting older and its all so mundane and boring, especially as a circumcuck. I just want to have decent sex with an Asian girl and have my whole pnus at this point of my life. life was way more fun as a teenager. I didn't even question my mutilated joo cawk and was oblivious to how broken I was.

You've mentioned this several times before and I think either you're full of sht, you're phuking cheap asian grannies or you're rich as phuk and throwing money at tier 2 asian whores to go raw. I'm thinking the former 2. Idk where/how the phuk you're phuking korean whores raw but I think it's bs. I've gone through countless Korean agency whores and only been raw in a couple of them. The only way you're phuking these bishes raw is if you're throwing a ridiculous amount of cash or you've repeated with them several times, let alone creampieing lmao.

Originally Posted by jizzfarmer

You've mentioned this several times before and I think either you're full of sht, you're phuking cheap asian grannies or you're rich as phuk and throwing money at tier 2 asian whores to go raw. I'm thinking the former 2. Idk where/how the phuk you're phuking korean whores raw but I think it's bs. I've gone through countless Korean agency whores and only been raw in a couple of them. The only way you're phuking these bishes raw is if you're throwing a ridiculous amount of cash or you've repeated with them several times, let alone creampieing lmao.

Strong username to rebuttal ratio