Thread: Why do people walk so effing slow?!

Seems everywhere I go people walk in slow motion everywhere. No awareness of their surroundings. No sense of urgency. Like WTF?!

I naturally walk fast so maybe it's just me but I feel many folks just are just floating around and taking their time. I'm not saying rush or anything but it definitely gets on my nerves when interacting with people.

dat dere unemployment

Slow walkers piss me off

Can't stand when people block the whole aisle at the store with their body and cart and don't realize there are other people trying to get by. Not a lot rusles my jimmies but this does.

A slow walk is actually more alpha. Doesn't apply in places like airports though.

When I'm done shopping at the grocery store and I have to walk towards my car, i walk so slowly, sometimes i literally stop where i'm at just looking at the receipt, reading the receipt, I take my sweet ass time and walk very slowly (don't you effing rush me) My philosophy in life has always been ''slow down'' and ''learn to slow down'', also ''learn to relax''

Originally Posted by MiscMathematician

dat dere unemployment

Probably true.

Originally Posted by hobo4president

Slow walkers piss me off

Repped on recharge.

Originally Posted by GaryRidgway

cause they're retarded and fat so walking is hard for them

Probably truth.

Originally Posted by Rooney15

Can't stand when people block the whole aisle at the store with their body and cart and don't realize there are other people trying to get by. Not a lot rusles my jimmies but this does.

Ya. The raisin brain is all the same! PICK ONE AND GO lmao

Originally Posted by DolphinPilot

I don't have too much problem with people walking too slow (they are easy to walk around) but the ones that don't watch where the fug they are going, or insist on walking side-by-side in a narrow hallway. Fuk those people.

A lot of slow walkers I noticed do the same thing where they don't know where they're going and as a result not aware of others I've noticed.

Originally Posted by RustleU

A slow walk is actually more alpha. Doesn't apply in places like airports though.

Nope. Not 'mirin

Originally Posted by LethalGunz34

Upbringing.

Ya you don't see it in NY. Some people hate folks from NYC but I like them because they go from point A to point B and move with purpose.

Originally Posted by Brahzymandias

What’s the fukking hurry, Opie? I’ll go at my own damn pace, don’t need to scurry around like some nervous cuck. Party starts when I get there, bish.

Cuz I got chit to do boyo.

Originally Posted by superman704

When I'm done shopping at the grocery store and I have to walk towards my car, i walk so slowly, sometimes i literally stop where i'm at just looking at the receipt, reading the receipt, I take my sweet ass time and walk very slowly (don't you effing rush me) My philosophy in life has always been ''slow down'' and ''learn to slow down'', also ''learn to relax''

Would neg you if I saw you IRL srs.

I feel this OP.

I'm not always in a rush, but still walk faster than a lot of people.

I get it if you have some physical limitation, or are just in no rush. But please at least don't walk 3 across and block other people from passing you, or park in the middle of an aisle/in front of an entire product section.

Srs I prefer to shop with a basket or bag. If I have to have a cart there is a fair chance I will leave it in the wider main aisle while I make trips up and down the narrower perpendicular aisles picking up what I need and taking things back to the cart because my butt can easily fit through smaller spaces than a cart can.

Originally Posted by RustleU

A slow walk is actually more alpha. Doesn't apply in places like airports though.

lol can imagine some incel adjusting his walking speed after reading online that girls like slow walkers more "because it makes you seem like you are not in a rush" or something like that.



Fat people/old people are the worst. They clog up the aisles at grocery stores. Get out of the way you fat ****.

Worst part is when you see a slow walker and reroute yourself to avoid them several steps ahead, then they take one step in your new path and completely ruins your strategy.

Originally Posted by katya422

I feel this OP.

I'm not always in a rush, but still walk faster than a lot of people.

I get it if you have some physical limitation, or are just in no rush. But please at least don't walk 3 across and block other people from passing you, or park in the middle of an aisle/in front of an entire product section.

Srs I prefer to shop with a basket or bag. If I have to have a cart there is a fair chance I will leave it in the wider main aisle while I make trips up and down the narrower perpendicular aisles picking up what I need and taking things back to the cart because my butt can easily fit through smaller spaces than a cart can.

I don't mind if they are physically disabled. I empathize with that. It's just people that are just super leisure.

If I gotta get eight items in the store I know where to go and find them. Get in - get out. If I'm not sure I can make a quick decision. Really not that hard in the grocery store lol. Like why take 50 - 60 minutes to get a few items?! You never been to the grocery store before lol.

IDK I'm not a dick about it but I do give an assertive "excuse me" if someone's in my way or lost in space.

Originally Posted by jamalfudge

Worst part is when you see a slow walker and reroute yourself to avoid them several steps ahead, then they take one step in your new path and completely ruins your strategy.

Yep

Originally Posted by BalognaNbeans

I don't remember people walking this slow pre-2012

I know you're joking but people weren't glued to their phones then either.

On that note - pedestrians who lollygag across the street. Aren't you going to show some sense of urgency when you are in a yield zone and a car is coming? Or are you just going to walk as slow as possible?

I subscribe to this BBC youtuber who whoremaxxes in Tijuana and dude legit annoys the living chit out of me because he walks so fast that you can't even get a good look at the whores -- it's literally like playing NeedforSpeed where you hit that last gear and everything is just a blur. Slow walking and enjoy the scenery crew.

Brrrrooooo my pet peeve is slowness. I can’t for the life of me understand why people move so slowly at almost everything. Sometimes I think I’m the prob and I should just slow down and smell the roses but I feel like I’m wasting time going slow for nothing.


Places like the grocery store or Walmart make me want a xanax.