Thread: Calling out Thunderpants, why is my boy obsessed with huge chit anacondas?

So whats up with this chit man? (pun intended), are there many HTC women in your life chitting out huge chocolate Anacondas runing your life?

Just from this weekend:

Originally Posted by Thunderpants

Yes I think it’s stemming from the HTC culture and the need for better units of measure when dealing with the monster fudge cobras these broads are pushing out I mean saying it’s a meter long go get the goddamn plunger is just faster than getting out the ruler and saying well it looks a little over three feet with your shirt pulled up over your nose

Originally Posted by Thunderpants

Yeah well it’s possible I mean if you married a woman from San Juan whenever she clogged the toilet you could make the joke hey you might be Puerto Rican but right now that potty reekin so that would be entertaining for a while

Originally Posted by Thunderpants

Well that lady probably took your order and proceeded directly to the nearest restroom to unload four to six pound of straight hiney meat that clogged the toilet so badly it won’t flush normally until after flag day I mean that should quash your boner and if not wtf man

Originally Posted by Thunderpants

You invent a toilet with a built in cigar cutter that can chop the gnarly monkey tails these HTC ladies are putting down into flushable bits you’ll be in a Bentley with a vanity plate that says NOCLOGS in no time

One of the best bits on the Misc (srs). He never breaks character.

IN.

These call out threads lately have been entertaining AF. Its like meet a miscer month, but it happens everyday

Lost it on the second quote SRS. Gtfih for a rep