got mogged by a 1100cc bike while commuting to work
So I was doing my usual morning commute to work during which at one moment I noticed a flashy looking bike closing in in my side mirror, orange colored wheels caught my eye and I suspected that this aint your average joe bike.
I then decided to calmly but confidently accelerate when suddenly the rider hit the gas and flew past me and passed several cars in front of me by swerving left and right between the lanes (rider obviously had experience, guy leaned like he was in MotoGP) until I lost sight of it but still could hear its loud azz exhaust as it went into a tunnel, fuark.
I checked up the license plate and apparently its something called "Aprilia Tuono V4 1100 Factory", well I kid you not, that thing has 175 hp...a fukkin 400lbs bike has more hp than my CAR
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Today, 01:07 PM #1Praise The Sun
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got mogged by a 1100cc bike while commuting to work
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Today, 01:19 PM #2Registered Usurper
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Aprilias, like most Italian machines (cars, motos, espresso machines, women), are pretty to look at and admire but are a huge pain in the ass and extremely finicky to own
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Today, 01:22 PM #3Registered User
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I remember the one time I raced a 1000cc bike from a 90 MPH roll in a modified 350Z lol, neck and neck but the bike eventually won and I backed off at 150+
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Today, 01:25 PM #4Brotege
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This your first introduction to a supersport bike, op?
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Today, 01:28 PM #5Registered CCP
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Too much risk for danger.
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Today, 01:30 PM #6Brotege
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Today, 01:32 PM #7Registered User
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it's okay OP. You have to be one stupid mfer to ride a bike in today's driving climate. Brb sloot on her phone ends your life because she's not paying attention. Rarely do these guys on bikes ever just blend in and obey the law. They always gotta be extra...
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Today, 01:33 PM #8Registered User
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What did you expect. It will take 1000+ hp to even entertain liter bikes.
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Today, 01:33 PM #9Registered CCP
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Think about your own life and how you getting hurt would affect others. If your mom or dad finds out you got hurt or died out of the blue one day because you made a poor decision, you basically slashed their hearts. And its a wound that doesn't heal very easily. It can bleed anytime, anyday.Originally Posted by Avalanche3319
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Today, 01:33 PM #10This was you racing? Go home son.Originally Posted by JayJ350
My mom passed someone doing 180 k/hour
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Today, 01:36 PM #11Milf Hunter
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It was on a freeway in the middle of the night with nobody else on it really. I wouldn't do that around traffic. Plus, that was like 10 years ago.Originally Posted by johnvee73
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Today, 01:43 PM #14The Blackpill Prophet
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I'm surprised Aprilia is still around. The exotic Italian bikes were always hard to find in the US. I might see a Ducati every once in a while, and maybe once in a blue moon I'll see an Aprilia.
These days, I rarely see bikes anymore because the gen z crowd are too effeminate to ride. Bikes peaked around 2012 and then slowly started to decline along with fertility and testosterone levels.
Even Harleys, the epitome of classic American tough guy and classic cool, is dying due to a lack of sales.She don't you love you, mane...
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Today, 01:45 PM #15Yeah I lived with my mother at 30+ and I drive a scooter, get over it.Originally Posted by Vexidi
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Lol and then you woke up.Originally Posted by JayJ350
Don't worry OP that bike mogs 99% of cars on the street.
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Today, 01:52 PM #17Brotege
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In seriousness I always gear up and ride responsibly. Understand your viewpoint though.Originally Posted by tunafishha
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Today, 01:52 PM #18Future Mars Astronaut
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Should have went back to your mansion and whipped out your UGR lamborghini and roll raced the bastard.
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Today, 02:06 PM #21Registered User
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Nobody cares about that number in poverty kph. We talking mph.Originally Posted by johnvee73
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Today, 02:07 PM #22canadians talk in kilometers.Originally Posted by M0nkeyPrick
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The person on the BIKE is clearly going waaaay above speed limit. Aren't they the stupid mfer in this scenario?Originally Posted by DeputyDong5
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This. It would take an all out built EVERYTHING and boosted to the moon 350z to even touch what a liter bike does stock, JFL.Originally Posted by M0nkeyPrick
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When I was a younger man I raced a muscle car on my 600. Feet on back pegs, chest on tank, doing 180 mph on three lane highway. Muscle car blew me out of the water. The next day I put an ad out to sell my bike.
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