"I am in business."
- Timothy, Audit (Excel)
- Jack, Corporate Finance (a bit less Excel?)
- Gerald, Compliance (assistants of in-house lawyers)
If you recognise yourself, it is HIGHLY advisable that you rope.
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Today, 09:38 AM #1ToningWasTooHarshForMe
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Here is the biggest career cope I have ever head [srs]
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
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Today, 09:40 AM #2Registered User
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Doesn’t beat sandwich artist.
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Today, 09:42 AM #3Certified by DJ Trump
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- Location: Mexico City, Mexico
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“I am in big tech”
- kumar, Tech support analyst (contract work) for Facebook in Bangalore
- John, SWE intern for DoorDash in Austin**MISC Firearms Crew**
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Today, 09:46 AM #4Registered User
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Yeah, audit and finance are spreadsheet tradies.
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Today, 09:48 AM #5Registered Stacy
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At this point I just lmao at any career.
Only exception is if you make BIG bank AND get out after short to medium term.If you ain't got no haters you ain't poppin'
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Today, 09:49 AM #6Registered User
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yeah, and you're a "Chief Human Resources Officer for a Fortune 500" right?Originally Posted by Beast92
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Today, 09:51 AM #7The Blackpill Prophet
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Yes, I'm an office-cuck excel goon... but hey, as long as I get a paycheck for wiggling my mouse every 15 minutes, I'm fine...
She don't you love you, mane...
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Today, 09:51 AM #8ToningWasTooHarshForMe
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Originally Posted by Beast92
Absolutely brutal supplemental material in this post.
"Accounting is good for some people like me"
- Brad, who realises that although accounting can seem preppy, it is neurologically impossible to be satisfied with the day-to-day of that thing (for most people) as it is structured, repetitive and has a cog-in-machine existencecommunist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
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Today, 09:53 AM #9Registered User
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"I'm in finance"
- Brad, telemarketer cold calling businesses
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