Thread: Do you lol @ Baldcels who still try

I do.

Theres nothing worse imo.

I was at a party on the weekend and this 28 year old Baldcel was there jestermaxxing AF, wearing like all designer brands, he was wearing a SPORTS JACKET at a pre drinks... obviously lifted. But nothing could change the fact he just could not pull off a bald head. He was NO Jason statham.

It was just awkward him trying to talk really loud and be center of attention and appear "Alpha" and then as soon as a couple of Chads quietly walk in all the females just stop listening to his jestermaxx routine mid sentence and walk off towards the Chads.

It's like I'm sorry bro but your tour is OVER, just careermaxx and you might be able to betabux a 5/10, just accept it and drop the clown routine, because, nobody is laughing.

nothing worse?

id rather be bald than have both my arms and legs blown off be blind and have no dick.

you know that tiny wet thing between your eyes

its for thinking

use it once in a while

stop muching down on left over smegma and think about what you say PHAGGOT

im not bald btw lol

yeh he should have just stayed at home by himself and shot up some heroin or some chit

that would have been alpha

Riveting tale. No one wants to hear about your virgin rants.

Originally Posted by stayhomeneet

I do.

Theres nothing worse imo.

I was at a party on the weekend and this 28 year old Baldcel was there jestermaxxing AF, wearing like all designer brands, he was wearing a SPORTS JACKET at a pre drinks... obviously lifted. But nothing could change the fact he just could not pull off a bald head. He was NO Jason statham.

It was just awkward him trying to talk really loud and be center of attention and appear "Alpha" and then as soon as a couple of Chads quietly walk in all the females just stop listening to his jestermaxx routine mid sentence and walk off towards the Chads.

It's like I'm sorry bro but your tour is OVER, just careermaxx and you might be able to betabux a 5/10, just accept it and drop the clown routine, because, nobody is laughing.

This thread make me LOL because I believe OP's story did actually happen.

Bad attitude.

You're headed this way if you do not prepare for old age with humility.

JFL at anyone thinking bald people are ****ed. If you're bald, tall and jacked, you'll slay lol. Women want masculine guys, and being bald is masculine af. If you're some weak soyboy and bald then yes it's over.

It’s why I got a hair transplant. I got a big melon head and shaved it once just to see how I would look bald and immediately took the Nope Train to FukThatVille.

Not bald.

I prefer this to destroying my hormones. Some transplants look okay. I do not like many. Very unnatural shape.

The band I'm listening to has a lead singer everyone had a crush on. She married the only bald band member. Probably the strongest guy, as well

Originally Posted by sword_

What's wrong with a sportsjacket?

Nothing.

If you are at a yaught club.

strong username to what you think the baldcel jestermaxxer should be doing with his life correlation

Originally Posted by dabbmw2002

so from your story, you weren't one of the Chads. So basically you are as invisible as baldcels despite having hair.......lmao!

but yeah, it's over for baldcels

No, I have GF

Originally Posted by dabbmw2002

so from your story, you weren't one of the Chads. So basically you are as invisible as baldcels despite having hair.......lmao!

but yeah, it's over for baldcels

decimated