And watch the sloot elephant seal enjoying every minute of that elephant seal cock.
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oh si papi*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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It helps them store water, which helps them stay on land an fast for a longer time accumulating a harem and breeding with dozens of females every season. So it makes a lot of sense the seals with bigger noses sired more kids and their trunks developed over time. If you designed them from scratch though, you could find a much better solution though.
A god with a sense of humor is not the biblical god anyways, nor worth worshipping.
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