Thread: Who have you mogged today

And how did you mog them

My son.
In every way imaginable.

I'm taller. Got a bigger dink. Make more money. Own a car.

And this morning? I straight up smashed his mom and nutted in her.

Originally Posted by Tanerian

My son.
In every way imaginable.

I'm taller. Got a bigger dink. Make more money. Own a car.

And this morning? I straight up smashed his mom and nutted in her.

Marin srs

I mogged two middle aged nerd balding chubby DYEL golfer types at the bar last night. I' show up and im standing there beside them at the bar and these two are sitting on two bar stools with an empty one in the middle of them and they're chatting away while I'm standing there and it's a crowded bar. I said to myself I'll give them 10 minutes for a third guest to show up or for them to offer me the stool. Not to mention they're taking up extra space with this selfish arrogant stance. No self awareness as they are talking about their stupid golf game. So after 10 minutes I slam the rest of my margarita, look at both of them and say "are you guys expecting a third?!"And point to the stool. They look at me in shock and say oh no, do you want this stool? I'm like Yeah mfkers it's a crowded bar. They give me the stool I sit in it for 5 minutes and then gave it away to someone else. I didn't even want the stool. I wanted to stand with more bar real estate and I wanted to mog these two dickheads. Mission Accomplished. How self ish and lack of awareness do you have to be to hold an extra stool at a crowded bar? BTW they eventually left after I mogged them and the HBB 23 year olds rolled in and I called them over and gave them their spot next to me. JFLOL.

I mog OP just by existing

mogged this thread cause I have the biggest cokk

Originally Posted by bfdehewdbyywhn

mogged this thread cause I have the biggest cokk

Not anymore