Thread: Ever clogged the toilet at your office?

Feels nice to clog it and put the blame on the office indians when women start screaming from the chit smell spreding in the work place

Yeah once I worked in this office building so I went into work one day and I thought it would be pretty funny to clog the toilet so I took off my socks and stuffed them down the toilet and flushed and ran out frantically giggling, people saw me and I almost blew it but I regained my composure, then the toilets REALLY started overflowing, so to shift blame away from myself I stood up, pointed to the bathroom and yelled "FLOOD!", startling everyone. Water was absolutely POURING out of the bathroom, apparently the pressure in the bathroom was so great that the bathroom door succumbed to the pressure and was BLOWN across the room, unfortunately it hit one of the workers and threw him through the glass and out of the building, he didn't make it. So anyway we had to evacuate the entire building but fortunately there were no more injuries. So after things calmed down I told everyone how it was all just a prank and everyone laughed about it.

i’d start just mentioning a curry smell when you pretend to be offended too srs

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