brb can’t cuss
brb no blowjobs
brb can’t fkc hot women
brb no pork or seafood
what good thing can you do in heaven that you can’t do in hell? cause srs i wouldn’t wanna live my life being godly and then “live eternally” not clapping young cheeks or everything else good in life
heaven sounds like more of a punishment if you think about. God damn. couldn’t say that in heaven
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Today, 07:15 PM #1Lightskin Keith Sweat
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Does Anybody Actually Wanna Go to Heaven (srs)
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Today, 07:18 PM #2Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Heaven is fake bro just lol
I love eggs.
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Today, 07:20 PM #3Registered User
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Imagine believing in fairy tales
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"But the people we saved, they're our legacy. And they'll remember us and then I guess we'll eventually fade away too. But that's fine. Cause we left the world better than we found it, ya know."
-Sam Winchester
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Today, 07:30 PM #4Registered User
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It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies, Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict stuff No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my penor licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise ,Forget that stuff, I wanna tote guns and shoot diceHalal
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Today, 07:34 PM #5Lightskin Keith Sweat
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couldn’t be meOriginally Posted by SoutheastBeast1
ok real one srs. only thought dumb fukcs would replyOriginally Posted by Redfish225
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Today, 07:35 PM #6Registered User
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I'll choose eternal bliss in Heaven every time.
The rest of you atheists and degenerates can have eternal suffering in Hell all to yourselves.** Biden is senile and corrupt. Harris is a literal whore. **
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Today, 07:39 PM #7Lightskin Keith Sweat
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ok having the most boring life alive forever. i’m goodOriginally Posted by MiscInformed
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Today, 07:41 PM #8Registered User
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I believe there's a heaven, but i'll use the phrase "if it's real" just cuz i know yall don't
anyway, if it's real, it won't be what your grandma described.
Like.....living in a house in a city of golden bright shinyness constantly...I mean right there it already sounds terrible. NGL i really like the dark time. i'd be like, can we turn the lights out for a few hours? It's been literally 18,000,000 earth years and it's been nothing but clouds.
So, just get that stuff out of your head.
The idea is you will be in the presence of God, and that's sort of the big cherry on top.
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Today, 07:47 PM #9Registered User
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In hell it’s constant orgies with porn stars that died young, while they serve you endless bacon seafood sandwiches
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Today, 07:47 PM #10Lightskin Keith Sweat
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God wants naked hoes around you , cause that sound like a non- heavenly thing
bitches just walking around naked. have you read the bible? it ain’t like we all hope playboiGo to doctor and pretend to have penile pain to have penis touched by another human being crew
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Today, 07:51 PM #11Registered User
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You are on the misc, I got bad news for you bro.Originally Posted by MiscInformed
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Today, 07:51 PM #12Methodological Naturalism
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Don't worry bro, when you die - you don't exist anymore.
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Today, 07:53 PM #14Registered User
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depends if there's ethnics, i'd rather not if there were more than 0.01% ethnics
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Today, 07:54 PM #15♔ King Rotter ♔
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it wouldn't be a heaven thenOriginally Posted by 58220
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I know. Gonna need a special confession for all of the accidental mortal sins I'm party to just by reading and posting on this dying gay indian bodybuilding forum.Originally Posted by HomerJThompson
** Biden is senile and corrupt. Harris is a literal whore. **
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Today, 08:04 PM #17Registered User
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if the definition of heaven is paradise then i strongly disagree, no place can be considered a paradise if there's a noticable ethnic presenceOriginally Posted by Better Unborn
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Today, 08:05 PM #18Registered User
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"God is no more real than your treasure, Priest"
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Today, 08:06 PM #19Registered Stacy
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Heaven is just your awareness (your true self) being absorbed back into the universal consciousness.
If you ain't got no haters you ain't poppin'
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