Thread: No more depressing posts guys, Nardilmaxing Guide.

This is the FINAL thread I will be making on Nardil. At this point I’m becoming very intolerant of people’s games and ignorance and closemindedness. Like if you want to change, you gotta be radically openminded and if you’re not - if you’re just going to be keyboard jocking and sitting there posting stupid comment and snarky remarks- then I don’t even want to talk to you at this pont. And I’m not going to be entertaining your stupid ideas and your games. I’ve been far too tolerant of people’s ignorance. Trolls will be put on ignore.

Those of you who are open minded. Those of you who are serious about getting better. I can help you to discover the solution to all your problems. And that is an orange pill called Nardil. When you do realize this, it will instantaneously solve every problem in your life. Not only that but it will heal you. It will heal you of every disease and problem that you have. How could I possibly know that? Again that can’t be explained to you and honestly if you are not using Nardil you are wasting your time. You’re just wasting decades of your life.

What is Nardil?

Nardil is an MAOI. It inhibits an enzyme responsible for breaking down precious neurotransmitters like Dopamine, Serotonin, and Norepinephrine. In a normal human, these neurotransmitters are transient in your brain and the reason why good feelings are always so fleeting. In a Nardil user, you will keep these neurotransmitters flowing through you indefinitely giving you “God Essence.”

What does it feel like?

It’s absolutely impossible to convey to you in any way that you could possibly imagine or understand. It is completely outside of your ability to imagine it. When I use the term magic pill, whatever you think that means, you’re wrong. That’s not what it means. And whatever other image you might conjure up, you’re also wrong. So no image that you can have can possibly do it justice. It is a feeling that transcends anything humans can experience naturally. The best way I can describe it is flowstate. But even that doesn’t convey its power.

Are there side effects?

Side effects are similar to widely prescribed antidepressants like SSRI’s but to a much smaller degree. Sexual side effects are the most common, but it will be made up by all the amazing sex you’ll be having once you get on this stuff.

Is it safe? Can I eat cheese?

Yes it is very safe. A handful of deaths out of millions of users were caused by Nardil in the 1960s before diet restrictions were introduced. In every one of the instances, the culprit was aged cheese containing a bacterial derived compound called Tyramine leading to hypertension crisis.

Luckily for us, food processing has improved the quality of food immensely since then. Notable tyramine levels are unheard of in 99% of modern day dishes. The main culprits are luxury cheeses and alcohols that have been aged for significant amounts of time. Anything you find in a grocery store is extremely unlikely to increase your blood pressure a noticeable amount.

What happens if I have a hypertensive crisis? Will I have a stroke?

Not much will happen. You will have a bad headache for an hour. Athletes constantly spike their blood pressure levels in the 300s and very rarely does this result in stroke. If you go to the emergency room for a Hypertension Crisis, the treatment protocol is to give you a benzodiazepine. This is to calm you down and shut you up. It does nothing for blood pressure. In fact, they will not even touch your blood pressure unless it is elevated for longer than 24 hours. Tyramine induced spikes last an hour at the most.

Why isn’t Nardil prescribed these days?

MAOIs are largely under-prescribed by doctors due to concerns and anxiety about their supposed many dietary interactions and drug interactions. However, these concerns stem from misinformation about MAOIs – misinformation that has been disseminated for decades.

In addition to these overinflated safety concerns, the patents have long expired on Nardil. As a result, manufacturing it is no longer very profitable for pharmaceutical companies.

How do I get Nardil?

Ask before scheduling an appointment if they are open to prescribing MAOIs. Many doctors will not prescribe MAOIs. I got rejected by many with very confused looks on faces.

But Imbored21, you’re just a troll. How do I know this is the real ****?

Here, I have linked hundreds of personal anecdotes for you to read through.
https://www.askapatient.com/viewrati...09&name=NARDIL

There have also been a number of miscers who have found success with Nardil and its cousin Parnate who can attest to its power.




So gentlemen, I do not ever want to see a thread about depression or anxiety posted here ever again. The solution to your problems is right in front of you.

I think you would be happier on reddit SRS

Time to make the jump and stop posting brah srs.

Sounds like a long fall once the neurotransmitters presumably burnout/overdose or you get accustomed to the effects.

Originally Posted by PermaNoob

So same stuff as phenibut?

so you're gonna rely on this thing to help you live a 'normal' life? strong. goodluck.

Thanks imbored21, very cool!

Try grinder

Originally Posted by nickh04

I think you would be happier on reddit SRS

Time to make the jump and stop posting brah srs.

also this.