Check this out: what if you could call up some freelance enforcers to come help you when some chit it going down? They would of course have to abide by civilian laws but can offer self defense and then escalate to law enforcement if need be.
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Today, 05:07 PM #1Swarth Brooks
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New business idea: Doordash but for protection srs
"Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here, the republics changed a lot in 100 years srs" - Bocephus
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Today, 05:09 PM #2Registered User
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So the mob?
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Today, 05:11 PM #3So it begins
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Originally Posted by Steveyblack
lol metro if things keep up the way they are in society this will be a fantastic business idea*No fap Crew*
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*To crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet — to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women Crew*
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Today, 05:12 PM #4Registered User
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Not a bad idea brah. I like the concept of this one.
So let's say I'm a hotshot 5'5" restaurant owner and I'm throwing a big party at my establishment, inviting crowds that could create havoc. I go on your app, order freelance bodyguards to maintain order and they show up for an agreed fee? I'm on board. Maybe the "defenders" could be 1% biker guys. Maybe law enforcement looking for part time gigs. Maybe professional boxers. It would be cool to go on the app and see a profile of each person you're hiring along with their background/credentials/expertise. I think it could work out well.
The biggest hurdle I see is legal challenges. In reality, the guards likely wouldn't be able to do much. They would be hired more to create the illusion of security. But if you can get it off the ground I think it could be a success.
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Today, 05:13 PM #5Registered User
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lol idk why but when I read thread title I thought of a condom delivery service
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Today, 05:14 PM #6Registered User
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This right here^. Making some miscer bring over condoms for me to throw them in his face while shouting rawdawg or nawdawg would be the dream.Originally Posted by BalognaNbeans
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Today, 05:27 PM #7Registered User
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Good idea, legal minefield though
Would kick em in the nuts
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Today, 05:29 PM #8Registered User
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You know private security companies are already a thing, right?
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Today, 05:30 PM #9Certified by DJ Trump
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LOL at getting called out only when chit is getting real
Can you imagine being one of this Security Doordash guys and getting an urgent request for a job in South Side Chicago?? you know chit is real, not from preventive or determent job**MISC Firearms Crew**
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