Thread: What's an average day for the average miscer?

It's a regular Monday morning on the way to the gym on my brand new Harley. I park right in front of the entrance, flick a couple bills to the lobbyist to watch my baby toy as I proceed to the weight room to work out my pythons.

As usual, heads turned, jaws drop, dead silence sets upon the horizon of the weight room while I take off my Russian Sable fur coat exposing my nineteen inch pythons and continue toward the squat racks to pay my visits to my good ol friend Nobby. As we pay our respects to each other, the sound of the weight clinging, clattering, and the irrelevant rhythm of the chatter between those impudent so called humans commence.

While hoarding all the forty-five pound plates in the gym to begin my curling showdown, I catch this lanky mal nourished teenager staring at me profusely. In complete awe by the fact that he won?��t look away, I flare my lats with great rage and gave a furious growl in where again silence sets upon the weight room terror-stricken by the fact that Doctor Swole has been enraged. Needless to say, the shattered rawboned kid was hospitalized immediately. After wrapping up doing weights, I chug the rest of what was left of my three gallon shake subsumed of tuna and milk and headed to the cardio room upstairs.

I survey the room to see if there are any cardio bunny?��s around. Fortunately there was. ?��Nice tanned skin, blonde hair, big tits and a nice set of legs,?�? I said to myself. Safe to say, my hormones were through the roof from my intense workout session and I knew I was getting some pooch today.

I quickly strike a front double bicep pose and immediately she turns in disbelief. She stops the thread mill and runs up to me, without saying one word we walk into the men?��s bathroom where she proceeds to devour my cock. This broad knows her stuff, an absolute hoover vacuum. She polishes it pretty nicely and finishes gulping down the source.

Cardio Bunny: Come to my place tonight, we will have a lot of fun
Me: (being the alpha male) Pay for my gas and cook me an Omaha steak and I will think about it?�?.
Cardio Bunny: ok

I release the climatic stubborn broth one last time only to blind her in the eyes.

Cardio Bunny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! You freak!!!

My roaring laughs were heard from a mile away.

Went downstairs, put my fur coat on, lit a cigar and rode home in my new Harley with an everlasting grin on my face

Morning routine

• Rise 5am

• Drink 500ml of spring water

• Big Smiles for 30 seconds/ Gratitude

• Priming breath 30 reps

• Body movement / Yoga 5 min

• Foam rolling/yoga balls 5min

• Rebounder 5 min

• Incantations/ Affirmations/ Condition beliefs

• Engage your Emotions/ Empowering Questions

• Driving force/ life plan Reflection/ vision

• 52 virtues reflection

• Moving towards/away values reflection

• Fear setting reflection

• Celebrate Magic moments

• Bike ride/sprints/walk/run 30 min

• Cold shower 5 min

• Green juice

• Morning journaling 15min

• Brain training 25min

• 10 ideas list generation

• Read 10 pages of book.

• Determine days Pomodoro’s

• Morning Meditation 15 min

• Herbal tonic

Work routine

• Cafe for 4 pomodoro’s

• Native American Flute practice (brain training)

• 3 pomodoro’s @ home

• 1.5 hour break

• Superfood Smoothie

• Gratitude expression

• 15 minute meditation

• Podcast listening

• 4 pomodoro’s @ home

• 30 min break

• Superfood Smoothie

• Native American Flute practice

Evening routine

• Short bike ride

• Meal

• Leisure

• Celebrate day's success - Journal

• 52 virtues/ Moving towards/ away questions.

• 8pm read fiction 30 min

• 2 min ice cold shower

• Gratitude

• Feet up the wall breathing meditation

• Bed 9pm

Spoiler!

Wake up around 7, have first cup of crap coffee as I'm making first cup of good coffee, meetings start at 7:45, run errands, more work, go for a walk, gym, make dinner, clean up, stitch, lights out around 9:30.

Well my mornings are normally pretty great I'll tell you why....
















I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Work 7-3:30
Cardio 4-5
Lift 5-6
Run errands 6-8
Bang hoe 8-9
Sleep

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

work, eat, sleep, lift ded fkin Srs

miscers post 2012

Wake
Work
Misc
Maybe gym
Misc
Bed

My guess