We all have been conditioned to think that 7/10s+ never rip a$$. However, if you never hear a woman blast cheeks, all that means is that she is suppressing it all day long.
LOL, just LOL, when you awaken in a panic to an earth-shaking, ass cheek-clattering, lethal, foul keister blast in the midst of the night after a day of those unpleasant fumes building up. She’ll roll over or maybe not even wake up but you sure as hell will.
Stay safe brahs.
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Today, 03:42 PM #1Registered User
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LOL just LOL if you don’t at least occasionally hear your girl blast cheeks
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Today, 03:44 PM #2Registered User
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As long as she's never had a kid whatever, but mom butt earthquakes are the worst. I remember once I heard a gf squeak one out while she was sleeping and I had to leave the room. The dog followed me.
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Today, 03:54 PM #3Registered User
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As if half the Misc. didn't get hard at the thought of their girl releasing a noxious toxic gas out her anus in the middle of the night.
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Today, 03:54 PM #4Low Test Crew
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Had a girl that had a reaction to onion rings. Fukk that. Long overnight drives while she's sleeping after a fast food dinner. The dog and I had to take many rest stops. Had to total the car after.
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Today, 03:56 PM #5Registered User
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LOL, torching your car after a girl bombs it out with @$$ gas. My condolences.Originally Posted by F.A.P.
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Today, 03:57 PM #6Registered User
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Girls don't do that.....ghey brah dog whistle thread detected.
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Today, 03:59 PM #7Registered User
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Ohh, yes they do my friend - don’t be in denial or you’ll fall victim to the very phenomenon discussed ITT.Originally Posted by tripod29
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Today, 03:59 PM #8
The best is when you are very comfortable with each other. One time while giving her a massage she told me she had to fart. So I spread her checks out and told her to let it out.... so hnnngggg watching her release it and the way her hole muscles moved/reacted.
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Today, 04:01 PM #9Registered User
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Mirin’ dat brown starfish performing a tuba solo? Weird misc is weird but hey, it’s 2021.Originally Posted by pengh
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Today, 04:03 PM #10Registered User
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Today, 04:05 PM #11Registered User
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She can't hold them all in but if she does it more than once in a while she doesn't have respect for you or herself.
I'm old fashioned: Women are supposed to act certain ways, and happily ripping ass around their man isn't one of them.The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
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Today, 04:05 PM #12Glutes of Peace
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I lost attraction to a girl after we became accustomed to farting.
Have some decency FFS.
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Today, 04:14 PM #13Registered User
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this, rare accidents are fine but they better be rare and you better be embarassed af or i will lose all attraction srsOriginally Posted by MBisonSon
lilbloaty crew lol
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Today, 04:18 PM #14Swarth Brooks
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Big fan srs
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Today, 04:26 PM #15Registered User
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Just lol if you dont eat ass
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Today, 04:29 PM #16Glutes of Peace
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plz elaborateOriginally Posted by MetroBrah
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Today, 04:29 PM #17Registered User
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Heard a few farts in her sleep but I only heard her destroy the bathroom once when we were on a cruise. Kinda hard to escape the noise when there is a porta potty in your cabin lol.
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Today, 04:29 PM #18Registered User
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Shes supposed to hold it in most of the time
if she lets one out accidentally or maybe a really huge one just to see if you both find it funny then ok
if shes farting around you all the time, fu ck... get rid of her
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