Thread: Having a big dick is a curse

Once you give a girl a nice shlonging (length+girth+curve), she will:

-Think about your cock all day
-Get angry when you deny her sex or even say you're too tired for round 2
-Get super jealous and will kill you for even looking at another girl
-Cry tears of joy after orgasm because of how good the dick makes her feel
-Get angry at you for climaxing because she hasn't had enough of your dick
-Pretty much demand sex from you like you're some sex slave etc

7.5"X5.5" checking in. Black from the waist down crew. Every girl you have sex with will become super attached

having a circumcised pnus is 4728472x worse

Originally Posted by Voidgaze

this again

brb being viewed as a sexual ape

brb getting dumped for a chad with a better job and more money even though he has an average dikk

brb can't do anal

brb can't go balls deep

brb can't get deepthroated

brb thinking about your dick like a hot girl thinks about her looks 24/7, and not getting anything else done in life

yeah sounds great brah