Thread: Anyone else feel like job interviews are for cocksuckers?

Interviewer was some obese 50 year old woman with that short feminist haircut. Why the **** is it always these cocksuckers in charge of hiring

Just act like the biggest sheeple there is. Say what they want to hear and if you need to say something negative, turn it into a positive like how you're a "perfectionist" or some other bull.

They just want to confirm you're a good little worker drone.

Originally Posted by phaginator

Just act like the biggest sheeple there is. Say what they want to hear and if you need to say something negative, turn it into a positive like how you're a "perfectionist" or some other bull.

They just want to confirm you're a good little worker drone.

This **** gets tiring. When you say what they want to hear, they reject you and say you're coming across as disingenuous and we're not getting your real personality across.

Originally Posted by BigBoyPants

This **** gets tiring. When you say what they want to hear, they reject you and say you're coming across as disingenuous and we're not getting your real personality across.

Lmfao, seems you're just having bad luck with the ones who interview you.

HR thinking they're some pseudo psychologists. Fcking joke.

It's also a power game, especially if a woman interviews you. A man is much more chill in most cases

Well OP, now that you have had more time to think about it, What quality in yourself do you think others wouldn't like?

Originally Posted by Thegainswarden

Well OP, now that you have had more time to think about it, What quality in yourself do you think others wouldn't like?

some people might mistake my confidence for arrogance. that's literally what i wanted to say. there's no way they're not taking that the wrong way though.

i'll take advice on what to say next time tho. what you guys think i should say?

Originally Posted by phaginator

Lmfao, seems you're just having bad luck with the ones who interview you.

HR thinking they're some pseudo psychologists. Fcking joke.

It's also a power game, especially if a woman interviews you. A man is much more chill in most cases

i always have interviews with these fake ****ing people. they call you out for being fake. some limp dick beta males who like getting pegged and hardcore obese feminists.

Originally Posted by phaginator

Just act like the biggest sheeple there is. Say what they want to hear and if you need to say something negative, turn it into a positive like how you're a "perfectionist" or some other bull.

They just want to confirm you're a good little worker drone.

^this

The whole process sucks donkey dick but you just have to play the game OP.

Such a cuckening if you think about it.

Asking for some ****ty wageslave job you actually don't want to do but you need the money so you cuck yourself and have to persuade the interviewer you're a good little docile cuck b*tch.

No wonder 80%+ hates their job

https://www.wmar2news.com/lifestyle/...ike-their-jobs

Originally Posted by Miscbob

^this

The whole process sucks donkey dick but you just have to play the game OP.

i thought of this video, and those words when i read the first post

you cant do anything if you dont play the game

s play their little game for a while OP, then when you have some executive power, you can start doing **** you wanna do the way you want to do it

Originally Posted by SashaGab

the questions you get really don't make sense most of the time

should've gone with: weak points of mine is not being able to stand it when someone asks me dumb questions, it infuriates me, it's FUKKEN annoying when people waste my time like this, you think I got nothing better to do than listening to some lady asking me dumb questions?

idk

Mirin answer but then you won't get the job, especially if it's a female interviewer.

yuck I cant wait to leave this disgusting ****

why are you 1 minute late? - Mr noseberg

Refuse to do the job interview and say you're too busy, so they think you're high value and hire you anyway

feels like begging a little bit

i hate that crap. hate asking for help in any way

If the person from HR is a lady, play on emotions, so for that question your answer would be how you got bulled in school for being different and that caused you problems later on and how you try to hide that quality (whatever it maybe) from others.

You would have been hired instantly. But yes, interviews are the most pathetic things you can do, close to suking cawk in the nearest gas station.

But then again, if you are to raise capital for your business, you will have to suck lots of dinks so I suppose just get used to suking dink OP

You are totally wrong about job interviews being for cocksuckers

The whole point of sucking cock is so you can skip the interview and just get the job

Originally Posted by phaginator

Such a cuckening if you think about it.

Asking for some ****ty wageslave job you actually don't want to do but you need the money so you cuck yourself and have to persuade the interviewer you're a good little docile cuck b*tch.

No wonder 80%+ hates their job

https://www.wmar2news.com/lifestyle/...ike-their-jobs

True. The absolute worst was this one time I was interviewing for some poverty temp Accounting job through a temp agency (and this was with a Masters, but I lacked experience). It was at a Hyundai corporate or some shyt, I don't even remember. There were two different people, the woman asked reasonable questions. The other was some Korean guy grilling me with some of the most BS/off the wall questions...and like I said, this was for a poverty job. Absolute jack ass.