Pretending to care about other people makes a big difference. Ask about their day, be nice, and try to be friendly. It actually works. People are much happier with you when you’re nice.
Go to doctor and pretend to have penile pain to have penis touched by another human being crew
Buy women's lingerie and throw it on bed so roommate thinks I get hole crew
I ain't got the energy to pretend to care about the person ringing up my groceries. Also, I'm not going to treat a woman that looks like a rhinoceros like a human being. It's against my morals.
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