I figure bitches do this crap to guys all the time, super liked some fatty on Tinder, she wondered why, I said it was because she seemed so genuine and real.
So we're planning our date and ragging on vegans, this girl was so into me I swear we were practically picking out napkins for the wedding.
Then I just unmatched her, no big deal. She was a solid 3 hours of entertainment on a Friday night, and honing my text game which didn't need it as it was already perfect.
When will fatties realize they are not going to get some in shape handsome dude to be their BF, they should just find a similarly fat dude so they won't look/feel out of place.
Just because they match a lot of "hot" guys they think all these guys want to date them, while they just want the free BJs before they hit up the escorts and street walkers like that guy in Mexico.
LOL just LOL.
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Today, 12:25 AM #1Platinum Member
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Superliked some fatty on Tinder then chatted her up for hours then unmatched her
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
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Today, 12:29 AM #2Based
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Wow settle down, Satan lmao.
Are you going to rematch her again and explain your phone had a virus?
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Today, 12:32 AM #3NOT a virgin
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Based beyond all reason
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Today, 12:33 AM #4Platinum Member
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Love it, yeah I'll just delete and remake my Tinder and Super Like her again and then say my dog accidentally unmatched her and let the cycle begin again.Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
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Today, 12:37 AM #5Based
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world ... I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is just going to cave in.Originally Posted by LobsterRageFist
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Today, 12:48 AM #6Registered User
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lmao
Then she proceeded to continue texting 24 other simps as if nothing happened while getting 800 matches per hourEvery man should be able to crush offenders penis using his rock solid glutes if he is victim of anal assault attempt
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Today, 12:48 AM #7Registered User
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Have done similar before when drunk, thinking I'd be down to bang her. Sober up and then "gross, wtf was I thinking".
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Today, 12:51 AM #8Misc Enthusiast
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Where are the pics???
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Today, 12:57 AM #9Registered User
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I've done this a few times but not intentionally. More like I get caught in a groove of getting replies from a female or whatever. Then realizing last minute that if I did meet a fatty I wouldn't be able to get hard enough to bang her. So I ghost.
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Today, 12:59 AM #10autist detective
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who hurt you lmao
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Today, 01:07 AM #11Registered User
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Das it mane
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Today, 01:11 AM #12Registered User
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Doing God's work
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Today, 01:25 AM #13Registered boomer
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^^^this lmaoOriginally Posted by AshWar
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Today, 01:25 AM #14"Let's Rock"
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The lords work, tbh.
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Today, 01:27 AM #15King of Durotar
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she will just meet up with another handsome guy. She has hundreds of matches.
the fukking man
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Today, 01:38 AM #16Registered User
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Lol as of she was t texting you as Tyrone and Jemal wer doing her
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Today, 01:47 AM #17Registered User
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Originally Posted by AshWar
this...you played yourself by wasting your time. the interaction was worthless to "hone your skills" or whatever unless you are a gradeA autist.
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Today, 01:56 AM #18Based
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Originally Posted by imbored21
Can you not let yourself have even a bit of giggle? This wasn't a DEVASTATING BLOW, but she still texted for him 3 hours and now has to start over with the next guy, hoping he doesn't fly to North Carolina too. Cheeky.Originally Posted by andrepmeet
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Today, 01:58 AM #19Registered Luigi
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Today, 01:59 AM #20
wow you're so funny.
strong cope for being so pathetically obnoxious you needed to do this because she's the only poor soul unfortunate enough to end up talking to you.Views expressed on this domain are fictitious and represent the opinion of no entity whatsoever
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Today, 02:04 AM #212021 Mr.Internet
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INB4 she starts a gofundme because someone flaked on her.
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