Thread: 5 guys, one girl, stranded on an Island.

She will only sleep with one brah. Not her decision. The other 4 brahs don't want sloppy seconds with no shower. Imagine having sex with her day 3 and beyond.

Have you ever tried to peal apart a grilled cheese sandwich with mayo in it?

How long before dudes start killing each other?

Two per hole, winner of rock paper scissors gets the mouth to himself.


Wait what's this thread about again?

I think I've seen this movie

I don't think she would be able to sleep with them all. This would go back to some primitive **** and an alpha male would arise, there might be some fighting to determine who that is, potentially 1 or more of the guys will die, but she will probably end up just ****ing 1 and it probably wouldn't be her choice. That's just reality, don't have to like it.

Probably would just gang bang her on the first day

Originally Posted by RealAesthetic

hey brah how does one get into white water kayaking ? do you still do it ?

There should be a clinic or classes in your area. Or find a FB group in your area that WW kayaks. I will say its a chitty learning curve but the reward is the best. I've been in some amazing super remote canyons people dream of seeing. Doing 7 day trips through massive roadless areas living out of my kayak crushing the WW. Its awesome. 1 in 3 people that try won't make it. If you love WW but being strapped in a kayak upside down smashing rocks trying to roll your kayak back upright isn't for you. Look into rafting. Still a awesome thing to do. Kayaks are the sports car of WW, rafts are the suburban's.

Ontario has some of the biggest WW. They used to do the Grand Prix of kayaking up there. https://vimeo.com/24143970

In my area, Southern Idaho lots of amazing rivers, including the infamous NF of the Payette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiW8JIkoApo They have a race on it every year thats sick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmE_RfcOmiY

Edit, Yes I still kayak. I actually bought another kayak last week. Up to 9 now. They are like golf clubs. If you learn and fall in love, it will seriously take over your life.

Originally Posted by Muzzlrpress

A few weeks.


She's going to end up getting attached to one of them. This will be ok at first, but as hope for rescue starts to dwindle, things will start to change.

The last thing the other 4 dudes are going to do is potentially spend the rest of their days without pussy.

They will approach things diplomatically at first, and if the female is willing, everyone gets laid and everyone gets along.

If she has illusions of being a one woman girl on that island, things are gonna get.......forceful.

Any guy that doesn't go along with it will be viscously beaten, possible to death.

The female will gather vegetables and maintain the camp while the surviving guys go out looking for meat and fish.

The female belongs to the tribe, and over time, children are born and raised on the island.

When the original settlers start dying off, legends will be told of them, likely ending up as a religion.

After 350 years, a random explorer named Sir Damascus will discover the island; learning the ways of it's people and partaking of the local fauna and pussy.

Sir Damascus will write a book before going off to publish it, awareing the world of this island's existence.

The island people will become a protected tribe, and the island will thrive for many generations until the Chinese say fuk that and take it.

Originally Posted by Muzzlrpress

A few weeks.


She's going to end up getting attached to one of them. This will be ok at first, but as hope for rescue starts to dwindle, things will start to change.

The last thing the other 4 dudes are going to do is potentially spend the rest of their days without pussy.

They will approach things diplomatically at first, and if the female is willing, everyone gets laid and everyone gets along.

If she has illusions of being a one woman girl on that island, things are gonna get.......forceful.

Any guy that doesn't go along with it will be viscously beaten, possible to death.

The female will gather vegetables and maintain the camp while the surviving guys go out looking for meat and fish.

The female belongs to the tribe, and over time, children are born and raised on the island.

When the original settlers start dying off, legends will be told of them, likely ending up as a religion.

After 350 years, a random explorer named Sir Damascus will discover the island; learning the ways of it's people and partaking of the local fauna and pussy.

Sir Damascus will write a book before going off to publish it, awareing the world of this island's existence.

The island people will become a protected tribe, and the island will thrive for many generations until the Chinese say fuk that and take it.

There is 0 chance of that happening if she is even moderately attractive. If she is moderately attractive at least 1 but probably 2 or 3 of the males in the group would be willing to kill all the other males to have her solely belong to him.

Of course you could end up with 5 incredibly feminine males where not even a single one would assume alpha male role but that is pretty doubtful.

She will be attached to one man but she will still f*ck whoever has the biggest dick on the island

Is MBisonson on the island?

Ever read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream? See; Ellen.

I would love to see an experiment like that.

I would bet the thin veneer of society and civilization would disappear within 3.5 seconds. After a few years, the group would be almost indistinguishable from the behavior of lowland mountain gorillas. Top 20% of dudes would gangbang the sloot(s) and the bottom 80% would be plotting ways to murder or MOGG the top 20% and claim their spot.